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The Best of Harry Potter Fan Fiction

This is a continuation of the comment thread found at http://www.jewcy.com/daily_shvitz/the_best_of_harry_potter_fan_fiction I believe my next article WILL be on reading comprehension. I never said I enjoy fan fiction, Mike. I said I have a sick fascination with it. True, I … Read More

By / July 24, 2007

This is a continuation of the comment thread found at http://www.jewcy.com/daily_shvitz/the_best_of_harry_potter_fan_fiction

I believe my next article WILL be on reading comprehension. I never said I enjoy fan fiction, Mike. I said I have a sick fascination with it. True, I also have a sick fascination with Beverly Hills Bordello and tend to kind of enjoy that, never mind my avowed sick fascination with Rick Springfield and the pitfalls involved with that particular exercise. I didn’t even call anyone a fucktard, which I think, to those who’ve read my work prior to this point would agree, proves that I’ve shown at least mild restraint from my normal bubble of hate and venom. The point of the article, Mike, and follow me here because there will be a test later (and let me just say, of all the thousands of things I’ve written in my life, from the books to the stories to the book reviews to the columns to the story I did hear about the resurrection of Jews during the end days to blog posts about the time I had rectal bleeding, no one has ever needed as much clarification as to the point of a particular work than you have had with this one, but I’m willing to help you because it is my nature to help and help and help) was this: To read some award-nominated Harry Potter fan fiction and see if it was any good, like, you know, in terms of reading it and stuff.