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Spears Not Fooling Anyone

Did Britney Spears really think that dying her hair back to that Morticia Adams black, donning a Magen David necklace, and giving us her best poker virgin face, would convince the paparazzi that she is over Justin Timberlake and has … Read More

By / January 31, 2007
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Did Britney Spears really think that dying her hair back to that Morticia Adams black, donning a Magen David necklace, and giving us her best poker virgin face, would convince the paparazzi that she is over Justin Timberlake and has only eyes for her new Israeli beau? Besides, if i recall correctly it's the bottom half of Britney's ensemble that's usually the least modest.

As consolation, if it doesn't pan out with Isaac, there's always da chutzpah hustlin bodhisattva playboy messiah. He fits Britney's profile too: Incoherent affluent Jewboy who writes bad poetry, aspires to sing, find his soulmate sugar mama, and fuck her enough times to fill the local Kabbalah Center with mini delinquents.

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