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| Did Biden get Botox? Who cares?! | ||
 by Brian Frazer, October 7, 2008 |
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On Sunday, the New York Post, that bastion of neutrality, had a piece about Senator Biden entitled: "Is Joe Hidin' Facial Work." First of all, how do you "hide" facial work? Put scaffolding around your eyes? Wear a goalie mask? This is yet another attempt by the conservative biased media to "hide" John McCain's abysmal record. How does Biden having "definitely had Botox in the forehead region" or appearing to have had "some sort of 'Lateral Brow/Eyelid Lift'" affect ONE AMERICAN? Actually, I take that back. It does affect one American: the doctor who did the procedure. Everyone else should shut the fuck up. This is reminiscent of John Edwards and his $400 haircut. I don't care if he'd spent $700,000 on his haircut - it's his money. Same thing with Biden. If he wants to get a tattoo on his face like Mike Tyson, he has my blessing. If he wants to fill his cheeks up with silicone so he looks like a squirrel, go right ahead, sir. If he wants to invest in gold teeth like Flava Flav, he should go for it.
He can still make facial expressions.The
Republicans say they want to get government out of the lives of the
American people - unless it comes down to a women's body or wiretapping
your phone or telling a Senator what he can and can't legally spend his
money on. "Excuse me, Mr. Rove - is it okay if Hillary Clinton buys
that dress at Bonwit Teller? And which credit card would you prefer
she put it on?" If
Joe Biden is spending his money on mink eyelashes like Madonna then I
have a problem with it - but only because minks are adorable. Otherwise
leave the guy alone and concentrate on fixing our country before
America is transformed into a full-fledged Banana Republic (if we're
lucky) or a Third-World nation (if we're not).
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Rob
Brian
Go review some of the personal comments made against just Sarah Palin and her family over the last couple of weeks by several "progressive" critics including on this site and tell them.....
(and I quote the author directly moderators)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Anonymous
I want to see the "first dude" undergo the same kind of scrutiny as Michelle Obama had to. Let's hear more about the Alaskan separatists!
Rob
Oh, please yourself Anonymous (I'll just call you Dick)
The "first dude's" counterpart is Jill Tracy Jacobs Jacobs (aka Mrs. Biden).
Does anyone even know what she looks like much less have smart ass names for her?
Anonymous
The smart ass name is from Palin herself. She calls him that publicly. How could you not know that?
Also, I'm willing to bet Jill never was in a political party (for 7 years) that endorsed separation from the USA...or as it's more popularly known, "treason".
On the plus side, I find your name calling to be both convincing and arousing.
Rob
On the plus side, I find your name calling to be both convincing and arousing.
Keep your hand on the keyboard Miss, Mr. Whatever
You don't have to bet about Mrs. Biden. Do your research like you seem to have done with Scott Palin if you so interested in spouses.
When your done with her, do some research about Barak Obama...Dick (I know you like it)
Mark Treitel
The world (just not the USA) economy is in crisis. What the author astutely surmised is that these personal attacks are meaningless. Stick to the issues. Concentrate on the words. We'll hear some tonight.
Rob
Mark
Take a gander around this site and the internet in general at all the "progressive talking truth to power" blather against anyone with a (R) next to their name.
Where is all your "clutch the pearls" shock..shock then?
Spare us your prigish self-righteousness.
By the way, the first time I ever heard of Biden's botox space alien eyes was the above posting. Nancy Pelosi's adventures in surgery is another story.
marty kimball
Go review some of the personal comments made against just Sarah Palin and her family over the last couple of weeks by several "progressive" critics including on this site and tell them....
Sorry rob (and I refuse to capitalize your name because you're an asshole). but nobody in the media has ever mentioned anything about whether sarah palin has had collagen injections or breast implants and if they had they would be wrong. As far as the comments about the Palin household I have yet to read one thing that's not relevant. Her hubby being in a group that wants to secede from the union.... her daughter who can't figure out how birth control works.... the fact that she doesn't care about reading (unless it's something written thousands of years ago), didn't have a passport until last year and can't stop winking into cameras as if this whole vp thing was for a PTA meeting. rob, you are a traitor and should be tried as a war criminal for your help in propping up this vile administration.
XO,
Your friend who thinks about others, Marty
Rob
Marty
So I am a war criminal and traitor? What do good and progressive people like yourself do with war ciminals and traitors? Is Obama already President or must I wait for my sentence to be carried out for daring to dissent.
I said it before and I will say it again and say it along with me,
"If you want to know what the left has planned for you, listen to what they accuse others of doing"
I understand you better than you understand yourself. I know what you guys are all about. Hopefully others will know as well before it's too late.
Zeevico
"I understand you better than you understand yourself. I know what you guys are all about. Hopefully others will know as well before it's too late."
Rob, seriously? This isn't 1930's america. You're not Clark Kent. Marty Kimball throwing around silly invective is hardly proof of a hidden agenda to destroy America, spearheaded by Comrade/Herr Obama.
Where does Joe Lieberman sit on your good-and-evil scale? Is he 'Right-wing' because he endorses McCain and his foreign policy positions? Or 'Left Wing' because of his economic policies? In short, what do you make of him, Rob? Does he plan to lock you away once his favoured candidate--your preferred candidate--gets into power? Clearly he must be a devil of some sort. But how in God's name are you to avert Lieberman's Left Wing conspiracy?
Rob
Joe Lieberman is a true Democract, not a marxist.
That is why he was rejected by his party which has been hijacked by the far left.
John McCain also went against his party several times.
Not only was he not rejected by the Republicans, he got the nomination for President.
In short, it is the difference between tolerance and intoleance.
Zeevico
Carl Frikkin Sagan
But hey, when you cut taxes on the rich, that's letting them earn more of their hard-earned dollars. When you cut taxes on the middle class and poor, that's wealth redistribution.
Supporting SOCIAL PROGRAMS does not make one a socialIST. It's called regulated capitalism.
Carl Frikkin Sagan
"But hey, when you cut taxes on the rich, that's letting them earn more of their hard-earned dollars. When you cut taxes on the middle class and poor, that's wealth redistribution."
Of course, I meant to type "keep more of their... "