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Rabbi Says Carl Paladino Almost Killed Him

Carl Paladino just can’t catch a break. Yesterday Rabbi Yehuda Levin basically told a crowd of reporters that Paladino almost caused his death: “I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich. While I was eating it, they … Read More

By / October 14, 2010

Carl Paladino just can’t catch a break.

Yesterday Rabbi Yehuda Levin basically told a crowd of reporters that Paladino almost caused his death:

“I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich. While I was eating it, they come running and they say, ‘Paladino became gay!’ I said, ‘What?’ And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami.”

Levin emphasised the fact that the salami was indeed kosher, but also took a minute to wish Paladino mazel tov for finding out he had a gay nephew. At this point, Paladino has pissed off the gays and the Jews.  Now all we need to find is that he went down to the Texas/Mexico border to be a Minuteman for vacation, held a hose up against a bunch of striking Union workers, and that he hates black people, and he have successfully have alienated everybody. Aim for the stars Carl.

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