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Pussies on Parade, Perfect for Father's Day? |
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 by Carla Sosenko, June 12, 2008 |
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Kikes--er, sorry, Semites: on bikesBeen feeling like there’s something missing from your life? And might that something be a calendar featuring doughy Jewish men? On motorcycles? Holding cats? And did I mention that they’re naked? (The men, not the cats. Well…the men and the cats.)
Look no further! For just $20, you can get a year’s worth of Hebraic hotness in the Semites on Bikes’ “Kitty Porn” calendar. The SOBs are a self-proclaimed group of
"12 nude, middle-aged, mostly out-of-shape Jewish men discreetly covered by cats." Um, yeah.
Want in on the foreskin-free action? Send an email to Semites on Bikes to order your calendar today. It might just make a great Father’s Day gift. If your father is gay. And weird. (Proceeds go to the Humane Society of Baltimore.)
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Anonymous
you're funny
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JessM
Ismail
"Those poor cats! That one in the photo looks particularly unamused."
And how. What self-respecting cat would want to be photographed on a retrograde, tractor-like, poor-handling, poser piece of shit like a Harley?
Show me a calendar with Ducatis or Triumphs or BMWs and maybe I'm interested. But with girls.
And no cats.
tboneybone
Carla--very funny!
Helen--good idea, I might get one for my mom as well! maybe It will convince her to join j date.
Anonymous
Mr. October is on a BMW
kenshapiro2002
Our 2010 edition is being printed right now. This year it's still animal rescue, but not just cats. In fact, the calendar features dogs, cats, parakeets, a guinea pig and disturbingly enough, a goat. Proceeds go to Pet Rescue of Maryland. Go to their site and order yoursusing PayPal. Their url is www.petrescueofmd.org
www.semitesonbikes.com
kenshapiro2002
P.S. And if you actually ride, and wanna be an SOB (we have many out of Maryland members) go to www.semitesonbikes.com and hot the "Join"buttonletting me know jew found me on jewcy.com
www.semitesonbikes.com