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Culture

Pussies on Parade, Perfect for Father's Day?
That's pussyCATS, perv.

by Carla Sosenko, June 12, 2008

6 comments
 
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Kikes--er, sorry, Semites: on bikesKikes--er, sorry, Semites: on bikesBeen feeling like there’s something missing from your life? And might that something be a calendar featuring doughy Jewish men? On motorcycles? Holding cats? And did I mention that they’re naked? (The men, not the cats. Well…the men and the cats.)

Look no further! For just $20, you can get a year’s worth of Hebraic hotness in the Semites on Bikes’ “Kitty Porn” calendar. The SOBs are a self-proclaimed group of
"12 nude, middle-aged, mostly out-of-shape Jewish men discreetly covered by cats." Um, yeah.

Want in on the foreskin-free action? Send an email to Semites on Bikes to order your calendar today. It might just make a great Father’s Day gift. If your father is gay. And weird. (Proceeds go to the Humane Society of Baltimore.)



6 comments | leave a comment
 

Anonymous

06/12/08 1:10 pm

you're funny

you're funny



Helen Jupiter

06/12/08 1:41 pm
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This should have been released to coincide with

mother's day.  But I'm still going to get one for my mom.

JessM

06/12/08 2:18 pm
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Friends: 14

Animal Cruelty to the Max

Those poor cats!  That one in the photo looks particularly unamused.

Ismail

06/12/08 2:51 pm

"Those poor cats!  That one

"Those poor cats!  That one in the photo looks particularly unamused."

And how. What self-respecting cat would want to be photographed on a retrograde, tractor-like, poor-handling, poser piece of shit like a Harley?

Show me a calendar with Ducatis or Triumphs or BMWs and maybe I'm interested. But with girls.

And no cats. 



tboneybone

06/12/08 6:22 pm

Carla--very

Carla--very funny!

Helen--good idea, I might get one for my mom as well!  maybe It will convince her to join j date.

 



Anonymous

06/30/08 10:05 am

Hey Ismail

Mr. October is on a BMW