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Nigerian Spam Scam Infiltrates Jewish Dating

Tonight in DC marks the Four Minute Dating You've Got Mail Singles Party. From the invite, it appears that the event planner either truly believes that this is an innovative concept for singles events, or this is a front for some Eyes Wide Shut orgy where young Jewish professionals are slowly raped of their funds.

Ask yourself: how often do you miss making a trip to the mail box, hoping to find a letter from an old friend, a loved one, a letter from an exotic foreign country, or even a note from a secret admirer? Letters were so much fun! Handwritten, they evoke a thousand memories of intriguing people you've met, fascinating places you've seen, and fondness for that "special" person. Reading them, you recall those feelings of intimacy and camaraderie that seem to have been lost in our impersonal "e-mail generation" of on-line dating. If you long for the days of meeting people and corresponding with them in fulfilling, pleasant ways, come join us for an evening of dating as you've never before experienced it!

After the hour ends and you've met the 15 people you'd like to spent the rest of your life with:

You'll get to write personal notes to someone that you'd like to get to know. You can write whatever you wish – a friendly "hello", with your name and phone number perhaps. Maybe you'd like to be a bit more adventuresome and ask someone out for a date! Your notes will be securely sealed before they're delivered to the person(s) of your choice by a US Postal Service Representative. Your address will be kept strictly confidential by the Pros in the City staff. Who knows, you just might get that long-anticipated letter after all! But that's not all! After "dating hour,", join us for a night of mixing, mingling and more introductions! There will be a super cash bar for this eventful evening, so come and meet other single professionals like yourself and have the time of your life! There will be a cash bar for this event.

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