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Movable Snipe: Focus-Grouped for Gerry Adams’ Approval
By Michael Helke / February 13, 2007[Note: Movable Snipe is a week-long feature wherein two writers read and evaluate five blogs, sending each other one letter a day. This week's Snipers are Michael Helke and Fiona Maazel. Michael's first letter can be accessed here; Fiona's response to it, here.]
Dear me! Did you get a chance to read that Anonymous response to our first post? Scribe tried to lay down the law as if s/he were Officer Krupke disguised as Moses. (Or Lynne Truss disguised as Katherine White.) Iâm assuming that s/he hasnât read too many blogs.
And I love that last parting shot: âYo, Helke, this applies to you too.â Does our first offense make us the blogospheric equivalent of gang-bangers? Grammar-bangers, perhaps?
After this cartoonish chiding, I just had to revisit Nerve.com and re-read some of the articles devoted to their latest issueâs theme, comics. Favorites include âSubterranean Homesick Blues: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was my Sex and the Cityâ by Will Doig, and Peter Smithâs interview with Peter Bagge. Baggeâs storytelling makes me howl, though Iâm among the die-hards who would have preferred it if he had left Hate as a black-and-white title; and I never would have thought that a pack of sai-sporting terrapin might have anything to do with a clatch of Gucci-sporting urban terrorists. Thank you, Doig, for opening my eyes.
The tenor of my evening thus elevated, I turned to The Elegant Variation â and wondered if the anonymous scribe might have been associated with Jarvasâs enterprise. Nah, concluded I: the Variationâs much wittier. First item to catch my eye: âWhy Didnât We Think of That?â, wherein we learn that Gerry Adams of Sinn FĂ©in will only publish the third volume of his memoirs if good reviews can be guaranteed. See how many sublimely absurd notions you can find within the following sentence: ââLike most creative people, Gerry Adams is surprisingly sensitive,â said Irish Times literary editor Ulysses Grant. âHe finds it difficult to finish anything unless heâs absolutely sure that everyone will love it.ââ
Just wanted to say that everyone should read Ulysses Grantâs memoirs of the Civil War, as they really put you at the scene of this historical event. Also, that Adams, like all writers, is a sensitive human being. Look at Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line. The capper, however, has to be that Adams is so sensitive that Grant suggests that he hasnât even finished the volume yet. He wants those positive reviews etched in stone before heâs going to let the process proceed another millimeter. And you thought he was tough on the OrangesâŠ
On to Crooked Timber. Must remind myself to catch the discussion âThe Good Childhood: Does It Exist?â when it posts later today. I just want to know what kind of wheels they put on the word âgood.â Could make for a nice philosophical workout.
3 Quarks Daily brought me down, as now Iâm mourning the absence of Carl Sagan all over again. Nice to know that the New York Times â the paper of note, donât you know â felt it proper to open with a disquistion on Saganâs tendency for dragging out the word âbillions.â But you do have to agree with the Times: when Sagan died, he seemed to have taken a lot of erudition and understanding with him. Witness the battle over the teaching of evolution in schools, the rise of religious fundamentalism, and the American governmentâs refusal to address the realities of climate change seriously.
Thought I saw some light at the end of the tunnel at Daniel Dreznerâs site: news that a tentative deal with North Korea on the nuclear issue was at hand. But, of course, we should be wary, for as Drezner points out, weâve seen this kind of thing before, back in 1994, with the Agreed Framework. Moreover, âThere is one big difference between 1994 and 2007⊠the Democrats now control both houses of Congress. I'm not sure, therefore, whether conservative opposition will be as big of a problem as it was before. Of course, it's possible that the 8% of the Democratic caucus in the Senate now running for president will use the deal as an opportunity for foreign policy posturing.â
Like I said, I like Daniel Drezner and his point of view. But sometime he can be such a mood-killer.
I waded through seven inches of snow to bring you these words, Fiona. What have you got for us?
- Helke




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