More Iranian Batshit Craziness

Tired of being the primary source of Nazi propaganda rhetoric, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now has someone in his pocket to espouse his dirty thoughts. Mohammad-Ali Ramin, Chief Aide to the President confirmed Ahmadinejad's claim that Hitler was a Jew, himself, and this explains his animosity towards his own people:

A top advisor to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed in an interview with Iranian website Baztab that Nazi leader Adolf Hitler's parents were both Jewish and that Hitler himself was one of the founders of the State of Israel.

In the interview, translated by MEMRI (Middle East Media Research Institute) Mohammad-Ali Ramin, a chief aide to Ahmadinejad, told Baztab that Hitler's paternal grandmother was a Jewish prostitute and his father even kept his Jewish name until finally changing it to Hitler when he was 40.

Ramin also claimed that the reason Hitler developed such an aversion to Judaism was because his Jewish mother was a promiscuous woman. Hitler therefore, says Ramin, tried to escape his religion.

Ramin cites a 1974 book by Hennecke Kardel titled 'Adolf Hitler: Founder of Israel', which alleges that Hitler strived to create a Jewish state as a result of being influenced by his Jewish relatives and his cooperation with Britain – which also wanted to drive the Jews out of Europe.

Who could have known that Hitler was a latent self-hating Jew? We might have guessed based on some of the tell-tale signs, like his over-compensation by slaughtering six million of us, and his conspiring with the French. Let's just hope the U.N. starts taking some serious action soon against Iran's nuclear bullying and its implicit WWIII ramifications.