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Ever wonder what celebrity monikers our favorite stars use when checking in to a hotel? Well, we're pretty sure the ones listed after the jump will no longer be employed since they've been published for the whole World to get wind of, but … Read More

By / March 7, 2007

Ever wonder what celebrity monikers our favorite stars use when checking in to a hotel? Well, we're pretty sure the ones listed after the jump will no longer be employed since they've been published for the whole World to get wind of, but either way, I like to think of Johnny Depp registering as "Mr. Donkey Penis" at the Chateau Marmont. It just suits "Satan" aka Depp so well. 

  • Brad Pitt = Carl Con Carne or Bryce Pilaf
  • Angelina Joile = Miss Lollypop
  • Ironically the former Miss Pitt, Jennifer Aniston = Mrs. Smith (ouch)
  • Tiger Woods = B.Simpson
  • Diana Ross = Miss Orange
  • George Clooney = Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Naturally Michael Jackson fancies himself an exalted man of status in tights. Then again, so does this dude.
  • And Britney Spears is simply Bella.

But we all knew that anyways.

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