Look! It's a Bra Made Out of Bacon

Jimmy Buffet has a new novel coming out, called "Swine Not," about hiding a pig.

The picture doesn't show her lettuce and tomato thong.

"It just seemed like something the Jewish community should know about."

I can't imagine why.

This is disgusting, I wonder if it's a commentary on women often being treated as "a piece of meat" or if it's just for kicks by some wacky artist.

Actually, this is slightly less disgusting than those Planters nuts ads with the unibrow gal.

ew ew ew ew.

however, giving it a second look, i guess it could be kind of cute if it wasn't made out of bacon. like, if those big red pieces were lacy ruffles or something. but who am i kidding, i hate ruffles.

Um... Stacy, are you saying this could be a cute bra if the red parts of the bacon were ruffles? I can't say that would be exactly cute......

Where's the beef?

Leonidas chocolate...Mmmm...

 

"But leave the Wise to wrangle,
and with me The Quarrel of the Universe let be:     
And, in some corner of the Hubbub coucht,     
Make Game of that which makes as much of Thee."
[Omar Khayyam, "The Rubaiyat", Verse #45]

Add this and you've got a full meal.