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Kaplan is the New Cohen

If my mom (let’s call her Mama Diamond) could have pulled off the immaculate conception thing, then my name would have been Jason Kaplan.  But since we don’t believe in that whole "babies without bumping" thing, it’s not. Coupled with the fact that if "Cohen" is the Jewish equivalent of "Smith", Kaplan is undoubtedly the "Jones" of the Jews.  Still, that never stops me from getting excited when I see a title like "Newsweek To Schlep Back Uptown; Kaplan Inc. Gets the Glory Spot".

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