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Jon Kesselman Indoctrinates Jews A La Tom Cruise

By Jon Kesselman / January 18, 2008

Ha, wasn't it humiliating for Scientology when that clip of Tom Cruise being all wild-eyed and talking about orgs and DPs and whatnot surfaced online? Now everyone will think Scientologists are crazy! Good thing no embarrassment like that could ever befall the Jews.

Oh, wait. Oops. It turns out that Hebrew Hammer writer/director Jon Kesselman made a top secret Jewish indoctrination video that makes Tom look saneish. Whether he's curing cancer, curing 9/11, or just walking on water, for Jon Kesselman, it's all about KJW: Keep Judaism Working. Oy.

 

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  • By Anonymous 1/22/08 at 7:41 p.m. UTC

    "msi via malpa!"

     

    this is just Greek, or Polish to me, but if your mother said I am sure you deserved it.

  • By Anonymous 1/22/08 at 7:38 p.m. UTC

    Anonymous JewcyCraig has found another chaver.

    Hey, what do you get when you put two or three  dummies together?

    A jewcy convention!

     

     

     

  • By Anonymous 1/22/08 at 2:54 a.m. UTC

    Is he dummy number 2?

    Just asking. 

     

  • By Marc Hessel 1/21/08 at 1:24 a.m. UTC

    You guys make me laugh, quit it. 

     

    -M

    http://www.marchessel.net

  • By MaxKohanzad 1/20/08 at 9:30 a.m. UTC

    cynicism is amalek

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