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Jewcy Office Party Captures Other Party Across the Street

By Michael Weiss / November 9, 2007

Last night, Jewcy had a small, intimate housewarming party to celebrate our new digs in DUMBO. (We've got a ping-pong table, foosball, all courtesy of Law & Order: Special Victims' Unit, which shot an episode here a few weeks ago. Vincent D'Onofrio says "folks." Take a note.)

Anyway, as the affair was winding down, and the jazz trio that showed up uninvited began drinking themselves silly for their next non-scheduled gig, we noticed an odd thing happening across the way. Actually, Dan Koffler, one of our Cabal contributors, noticed it. I was deep in discussion with Dan about the prospect of abolishing the U.S. Senate and what it's like to share a desk with Michael Walzer when his attention not so much drifted as was hijacked. "Uh, yeah, that's some sex happening over there."

And how! We're still not sure if the building across from ours is residential or commercial, but one happy couple left the blinds open and got busy during our wine-tippled haze. They kept it up for about thirty minutes, with only a few water and breath-catching breaks. Many positions were tried. The lighting was adequate. Our cheering only seemed to encourage them.

Our intern Laura had a digital camera that shoots videos, so allow me to bring a little slice of office life right on home to you. Enjoy.

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  • François Blumenfeld-Kouchner
    By François Blumenfeld-Kouchner 11/11/07 at 10:00 a.m. UTC

    Oh my goodness I just understood -this is Hitchens post-waxing!!!

  • François Blumenfeld-Kouchner
    By François Blumenfeld-Kouchner 11/11/07 at 10:00 a.m. UTC

    I’m wondering if this is a mise en abyme. Doesn’t the guy look far too muscular and the woman far too err… womanly? for this to be random?

  • By Anonymous 11/9/07 at 5:56 p.m. UTC

    Lame

  • By Ali Eteraz 11/9/07 at 5:14 p.m. UTC


    i replayed it only for the commentary!

  • Michael Weiss
    By Michael Weiss 11/9/07 at 4:34 p.m. UTC

    Everyone who's been playing the video multiple times — I know who you are and how much we pay you. 

  • Joey Kurtzman
    By Joey Kurtzman 11/9/07 at 4:09 p.m. UTC

    Unbelievable. Just extraordinary. A brass band that shows up unrequested and unpaid and performs a musical accompaniment to exhibitionistic sex nut neighbors who brought their game for the party. This is a sign. This is fate. Today I'm truly certain that the cosmos have big plans for Jewcy.

    I'll be there on Tuesday. 

  • Josh Strawn
    By Josh Strawn 11/9/07 at 3:46 p.m. UTC

    Can't believe I missed that. But I love this magazine all the more for not being too prude to post that. Awesome. When's the next party again…? (p.s. Mike, kudos on this: TAGS: Fucking–be even better if all the current tags were in reverse order…)

  • By Ali Eteraz 11/9/07 at 1:09 p.m. UTC

     

    good thing you hired dan 

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