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Jewcy Hiring: A Few Good Geeks

It's that magical time of the year again, getting near the end of Summer but still nowhere near Fall (I call it: "Sumall". Something I came up with one day during Calculus.) when I realize that one man cannot handle … Read More

By / August 1, 2007
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It's that magical time of the year again, getting near the end of Summer but still nowhere near Fall (I call it: "Sumall". Something I came up with one day during Calculus.) when I realize that one man cannot handle the entire development and technological needs of a company on his own. And if one man cannot do it, then I most certainly cannot either.

Which is why I've reached into the deep recesses of my heart, through its tar-like membranes, past the hardened cholesterol, and beyond all the repressed memories that have caused me to awaken to the sound of my own screams so, so many nights, and come up with this little nugget of charity for the aspiring geeks on our site.

The Jewcy syndicate is expanding.

If you think you would like to work as an almost-unpaid web and technology intern in the futuristic fantasy-world that is Jewcy, we would love to have you.

I submit to you now the official Craigslist advertisement I wrote for this position, in its full, unedited glory. I say unedited because, in light of recent legislation regarding Family Values and Decency statutes, Amy has wisely advised me to reconsider certain aspects of the application. But you guys? I know you guys hate decency as much as I do.

Also, if you're looking for a job, but don't want to work in computers, Amy actually has a job opening in the "Office Manager/Executive Assistant" category that you might enjoy if you're fresh out of college, interested in a career in journalism, and don't mind babysitting adults.

Anyway, the full ad is after the jump.

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