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Ivanka and Jared’s Wedding Registry

Ivanka Trump was willing to convert to Judaism to marry her longtime boyfriend, New York Observer publisher Jared Kushner. Now that she’s formally in the tribe and about to stand under the chuppah, what do you get for the Jewish … Read More

By / October 21, 2009

Ivanka Trump was willing to convert to Judaism to marry her longtime boyfriend, New York Observer publisher Jared Kushner. Now that she’s formally in the tribe and about to stand under the chuppah, what do you get for the Jewish couple who has everything?

Well, you could always purchase one of the following items from their registry or their other registry:

  • A bundt cake pan
  • A "voice activated" thermometer (to be honest, we kind of want one of these for the Jewcy office)
  • Silver Tiffany bowl (only $1,350!)
  • Hemstitched linen place mats
  • An ice cream scooper
  • A "Faneuil silver" cake scooper (a bargain $160)

See, our parents don’t just want us to get married to a nice Jewish boy or girl for the sake of continuity, they also want us to get a bunch of awesome free stuff. Thanks, Mom and Dad!

 

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