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Introducing The Boris Jackson Challenge — Enter Now and Win a Free Jewcy T-Shirt!
By Boris Jackson / July 23, 2007
Hello, and welcome to The Boris Jackson Challenge. Here's how it works: Every Monday, I, Boris Jackson, will challenge you. You are invited to respond to my challenge in the feedback section of my post. The person who provides the best response to my challenge will receive the free Jewcy T-shirt of his or her choice. (Only responses from registered Jewcy members will be considered for the award. Winners will be notified via e-mail.) The deadline for each contest is Friday at 5:00 PM. On Mondays, I, Boris Jackson, will announce the winner and challenge you again. This week's challenge is to come up with the…. Best First Sentence for a Novel about a Nymphomaniac who Collects Dreidels Best of luck. -BJ
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To all the contestants. The winners have been announced here.
She had a little dreidel, they made it out of latex, and when it was dry and ready, she covered it with Astroglide.
Each year on the 25th day of Kislev, the dreidel collector, with her Hanukkah bush trimmed and ready, began her festival of kindling men; she had one on the first night, two on the second….
Boris, do you see where I'm going with this?
These are great submissions. The winner will be announced
todayMonday. Unfortunately, many of you don't qualify because you failed to register a profile. You don't have to use a real name — an avatar will do. But once you register we'll have your email address, which is where we contact you if you're the lucky t-shirt recipient. Anyone posting anonymously can't win.Rebekkah spent as much time on top as she did with tops, and that is why the “Reverse Cowgirl” is still called “The Galloping Shlooche” in many parts of Israel.
Some little girls loved Hannukah just for the chocolate gelt, but not Rachel Weisbladt.
From the moment she first learned to play with her little dreidel, Debbie was hooked.
Hannukah was always a vey special time for Goldie Rosenfarb.
After the dreidel collector, Sarah Rochel, had her way with the yeshiva student she lured from his prayers at the Wailing Wall, she took a black pen and inscribed the Hebrew letters-nun, gimmel, hay, pay, on his fatigued penis– a great miracle happened here.
She didn't know his name and she didn't care, the man had a dreidels, big ones – thats all that mattered.
Veronica preferred the large, black vibrating ones with raised characters, lights and classic melodies.
[it was me before I signed up. I swear! Sans the "for her pleasure" part.]
Veronica preferred the large, black vibrating ones with raised characters (for her pleasure), lights and classic melodies.
Wow! Previous entry may be unbeatable!
She wasn't dry, but boy, was she ready.
As she reached another climax, waves and waves of bliss and joy fell over her like a stormy ocean – with her mind calming slowly she set aside another dradel, the tool of pleasure and pain that had tossed her life into total chaos.
Call me, Ismael.
The pink plastic spinning top crashed dizzily to its side on the cracked hardwood floor, leaving the Hebrew letter nun staring wryly towards the ceiling. "Your boxers," she said, leaning forward with a full-mouthed grin.
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"Malka always wondered how she could creatively pleasure herself with a dreidel; and then, as she lay in bed staring at a plate of half-eaten latlkes, it finally came to her; and on that night a great miracle occurred."
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