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Indiana Republican Nazi Sympathizer To White Women: "Beware The Pornocaust!" |
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 by Daniel Koffler, May 1, 2008 |
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Tony Zirkle is an Indiana Republican lawyer seeking his party's nomination to
A "Mainstream" Republican Addresses His Base represent South Bend in Congress. He says he's a mainstream Republican, running in a historically Republican district in a historically Republican state. But the odds are still stacked against him: His primary opponent is Chris "Count"
Chocola, the district's former Congressman attempting to win back his
seat from Democrat Joe Donnelly. That must be why he made the decidedly unorthodox move of showing up at a neo-Nazi gala event to celebrate Hitler's birthday.
I'll say this for Zirkle. That's one of the more innovative ways I've heard of for a cash-strapped underdog campaign to generate free media. And it gave local reporters in South Bend the chance to cover something other than Charlie Weis' lawsuit against the doctors who performed his gastric bypass surgery. Like any modern politician, Zirkle understands the importance of message control. So rather than let the story get way ahead of him, Zirkle spoke with Fox News to make sure voters knew that he's not some fringe figure.
For example, Zirkle doesn't deny the Holocaust. Or, rather, Zirkle doesn't deny a Holocaust:
The personal-injury lawyer says he’s running for Congress to combat "the genocide of the white race" that pornography is causing — an "unholy pornocaust" against white Christian women.
"We now have a small army of male black porn stars that are sifting through five, ten, fifteen thousand women," he said. "One man can now genocide the wombs of thousands of women," infecting them with sexually transmitted diseases that leave them barren.
He calls it "Porn mule womb slaughter... the most effective weapon of mass destruction."...
Porn mules abuse women's body temples to the maximum degree, infect virtually every single one with at least the HPV, genocidally kill their wombs in a matter of years, and render them all but lifetime unmarriageable in a day.
In case you had to be told, yes, the Jews are the puppet-masters behind the Pornocaust. Zirkle has it from no less an authority than Hitler that "Jews comprised 98% of all pimps in Germany," and therefore he is justifiably concerned about "Jewish involvement in porn which was almost a cartel until recently."
Now, even though saving white women from genocide at the hands (if you will) of black cock is what inspired Zirkle to get into politics, he's hardly a one-issue candidate. A trip to his campaign website reveals a varied, nuanced platform. If elected, Zirkle will:
- Address the scourge of drugs by getting to its root cause --- "the ever increasing prevalence of the porn-prostitution industry"
- Put an end to child pornography by enlisting "thousands of 'private attorney generals' [sic]" to "investigate, subpoena and civilly forfeit the proceeds and assets of the child porn industry on their own time" (yes, that means commissioning an amateur army to use against Americans)
- Encourage states to use "police powers" against women seeking abortions
- Punishing child-support dodgers by conscripting them into the army (this falls under the "immigration" heading on the website)
- Bring jobs to Indiana by doing "what Socrates would do and cease promoting to our children examples of murder, adultery and vice...If a man has nothing more to live for than a few moments in a strip bar or an occasional prostitute, how much will he care about his job?"
- Protect Indiana from the "judocracy" [s/b "jew-docracy"?--ed.], i.e., the conspiracy of judges trying to enshrine a right to "homosexual sodomy"
- Cut through all the gridlock and bullshit on war on terror issues to pose the seldom-asked question, "Is it possible that a nation's embracing of porn-prostitution is one of the root causes of modern-day terrorism?"
- Send the first constituent who correctly guesses the meaning of his middle name ("Hvfvgpd") a stashed copy of Penthouse Vol. I Issue 1 to "shred"
- Expand freedom of choice for women with "a 'Derrenger's [sic] for Dildos' policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of divorce aids"
- Promote inter-faith harmony between Christians and Muslims by helping them to "unite on anti-Semitism and use the Jews' involvement in porn-prostitution to incite the public"
And in case you needed any more reason to hop the next red-eye to South Bend to register as a Republican, get this: He was the valedictorian of Tipton High School, graduating with a 4.0 GPA. And ladies, he's single.
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Anonymous
Ah... Indiana. In what
Ah... Indiana.
In what other land can idiocy, racism and repression blend together so effortlessly?
Red Staters, rest assured that your claim to Indiana will never be challenged.
Anonymous
Seriously? Oh man I thought
Seriously? Oh man I thought this was the Onion or some kind of new comedy site my buddy sent me a link for. I started looking for where i could by a t-shirt that said "Willing Porn Mule for the Pornocaust" on this site but....
Dr. Freedom
Land of the Tepid and the Home of the Slave
Q: In what other land can idiocy, racism and repression blend together so effortlessly?
A: How about New Yawk? Oh, wait a minute--it ain't called idiocy, racism and repression if that peskey whitey is on the receiving end. It's called enlightenment. Keep up the good work--one day we'll be free of those obnoxious rubes from flyover country!
Hoosier
Goddamn..
Never heard of this guy till today, wish Kurt Vonnegut was still here to keep Indiana respectable, seriously...
Undereducated Gentile
Ouch
Nice.I have never been more relieved to be a non republican Hoosier. I would like to take this opportunity to point out that he is a northerner. The north part of our fabled state is also home to the world headquarters of the KKK. No really. Yes that KKK. What else can you expect of a place that has ten times the number of churches as schools. Tipton; just think about this, their education has deteriorated even further since "no child left behind." If your passing thru, stop and check out one of their two cigar stores. Very Creepy. I'm not sure why you alerted the ladies about his being single, he's probably a pissed off pedophile that can't become a priest now.
Anonymous
This makes me-even more so
This makes me-even more so than before-incredibly glad I'm a Democrat. I'm not even sure of what to say other than that because this article just makes me shake my head.
Ismail
I went to this moron's
I went to this moron's campaign website to see if my jaw's dropping capacity had been reached. Imagine my surprise to find the following, from the candidate himself:
"A campaign of flier distributors has been going around my Jewish Christian children's (their mother is a believing Jewish convert to Christianity who preaches the Gospel most effectively) neighborhood and is illegally putting fliers in peoples' mailboxes."
I've never had any use for the term "self-hating Jew", largely because it's pressed into service most often by right-wing Zionists in order to slander Jewish critics of Israeli policy. But this woman's got me thinking twice.
Halacha experts, please advise: Are their children Jewish (via the usual matrilineal connection), or does her repudiation of her heritage somehow cancel out her kids' membership? If so, at what age? Is the one month old kid of a female Jewish convert to Christianity considered Jewish? What about a kid who's old enough to make a decision for herself?
Boy, their family therapy sessions must be positively surreal.
CitySquirrel
Good show, Mr. Koffler
Your deadpan humor and sarcasm are most enjoyable. Good to know these people are out there.
Anonymous
You've gotta feel for
You've gotta feel for people so paranoid as Dr. Freedom to fear a black revolution of anti-"white people" repression. It's so hard being a caucasian, I know. There, there now.
Thanks to Undereducated Gentile for clarifying some geographical distinctions in IN, though. I suppose there is some hope for the state, or at least a reason for me to visit any part other than the Northern areas - whose culture I had erroneously ascribed to the state as a whole.
MaxKohanzad
Jewish Christian Question
Hi Ismail -
1. the official line is that a Jew is ALWAY a Jew no matter what they convert to, this would halachically apply to the child of a Jewish women who has converted to some other religion they still remain halachically Jewish all their life.
2. However it seems that biblically Jewish lineage is from the Father thus her children may not be considered Jewish if their father was not.
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Just a side point that is my own opinion, Messianic Jews who are moderately observant Jews (ie. born Jewish) but who happen to believe in Jesus being the Messiah are still Jewish. (it is questionable if they would be accepted in many Orthodox communities though - but mainly because of the historical persecution of the Jewish by the Christian clergy throughout the middle ages)
There are other combinations of Jewish Christians - Hebrew Christians who take on much of Jewish ritual life and even 'convert' to become Jewish in order to become better Christians.
Anonymous
Interview
From this interview
Q: How can we win the war on terror when our soldiers are abusing themselves with pornography?
A: That's an outstanding question!
I'm pretty sure the guy doing the interview isn't for real.
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