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I’m So Damn Deep I Write About Words As Wings

There's something about people who aspire to be so incredibly deep and sound about as original as the dialogue on an episode of "Law & Order" that really irk me.

When I read the following words off of the Lilit In Stereo blog today, I nearly cut myself, but I coughed up phlegm instead. It was just as nasty in that it reminded me of all the cheesy pre-teen books my mother used to buy me as a kid to get me to read more.

Anyways, without further adieu, here are the words:

There once was a girl who grew wings. The wings were made of words. The words were hers.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That's the sound of my words frantically flapping. Far. Far. Far away from here.

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