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Exclusive Interview With Peter Beinart’s Blackberry

Jewcy: You’ve been pretty busy the last few weeks?  We caught your master on CNN yesterday, and read the Haaretz interview with him today. Let me tell you something, I’m sick of this guy.  Every three seconds somebody wants his … Read More

By / June 7, 2010

Jewcy: You’ve been pretty busy the last few weeks?  We caught your master on CNN yesterday, and read the Haaretz interview with him today.

Let me tell you something, I’m sick of this guy.  Every three seconds somebody wants his opinion on "flotilla this" or "Israeli boycott that."  

You have your work cut out for you.

Well that’s obvious.  One day the guy publishes an essay criticizing American Jews and their handling of Israel, that flotilla thing goes down and suddenly I can’t get any Me time. 

It’s pretty crazy.  As Mr. Beinart’s smart phone, do you have any comments on the article or the Middle East? 

Listen buddy, I’m gonna level with you: I’m just a Blackberry.  I know I do a million amazing things, but I don’t deal with that stuff.  When Peter pulls up his article on The Daily Beast today, I’m just not going to pay attention.  Politics ain’t my thing.  

Anything else?

No, nothing.  I’m the son of a pay as you go flip phone.  I just want some peace before I’m tossed away for the next generation iPhone. 

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