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Enraged IDF Goes Bionic

Oh, it’s on. Lebanon was a disaster, but the IDF has got it’s gameface on now, it’s go time. Lessons were learned, and the decision was made: It’s time to go bionic. Next time the katyushas fly Hizbollah will have … Read More

By / November 17, 2006

Oh, it’s on. Lebanon was a disaster, but the IDF has got it’s gameface on now, it’s go time. Lessons were learned, and the decision was made: It’s time to go bionic.

Next time the katyushas fly Hizbollah will have to deal with the phattest military one-two punch in the history of warfare:

1: an anti-militant ”bionic hornet” that would be able to chase, photograph and kill its targets

2: super gloves that would give the user the strength of a "bionic man"

I knew they'd adapt somehow, but never for moment did I dare to hope for a super bionic glove. Unreal. Welcome to the monkey house, Nasrallah.

 

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