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Who knew that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were Scientologists? What about J.Lo? Jim Carrey? Richard Gere? Leah Remini, no duh. Jenna Elfman, John Travolta, yawn. And the programming of Posh and Becks has apparently been in the works for … Read More

By / November 22, 2006

Who knew that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were Scientologists? What about J.Lo? Jim Carrey? Richard Gere? Leah Remini, no duh. Jenna Elfman, John Travolta, yawn. And the programming of Posh and Becks has apparently been in the works for ages. But as someone stuck roughly in the middle of the tone scale, I’ve got to wonder: who are the closeted Scientologists of showbiz?

The earliest Hollywood generations consisted of Jews frantically shedding their ethnicity; now, in a cosmic symmetry I find irresistible, might we find ashamed Scientologists practicing on the DL? Virtual conversos of the cult? (Or, most likely, PR puppets who fear what open alien-worship might do to their careers?)

Prosyletizing has always been a big part of any Scientologists’ grab-bag of lunacy, but who says the devoted readers of US Weekly need to know anything about it?

Lord (and/or Theta) knows I’m no auditor, but surely shame can't be part of getting clear, people.

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