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Crazy Turks from Skype

So two crazy people just Skype'd me a second ago, at the same time. This is unusual, because normally they don't come in pairs. This is the story of one of them: batuhan (bartex341). Anyone speak Crazynese?  batuhan 12/5/06 5:29 … Read More

By / December 5, 2006

So two crazy people just Skype'd me a second ago, at the same time. This is unusual, because normally they don't come in pairs. This is the story of one of them: batuhan (bartex341). Anyone speak Crazynese? 

batuhan 12/5/06 5:29 PM helloo Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:30 PM causing trouble? batuhan 12/5/06 5:30 PM what? Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:30 PM exactly. batuhan 12/5/06 5:31 PM you men 12/5/06 5:31 PM ? 12/5/06 5:31 PM women 12/5/06 5:31 PM Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:31 PM nope batuhan 12/5/06 5:32 PM ok 12/5/06 5:32 PM e mail adress Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:32 PM i am not an email address either batuhan 12/5/06 5:32 PM ok 12/5/06 5:32 PM you photo pic?? Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:32 PM no, I am a human. batuhan 12/5/06 5:33 PM YEE Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:33 PM HAWWW batuhan 12/5/06 5:33 PM JOB? 12/5/06 5:34 PM I AM FROM TURKEY Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:34 PM Hey, I always wondered… Why doesn't TURKEY just go feed HUNGARY? 12/5/06 5:35 PM .. don't you wonder that? batuhan 12/5/06 5:36 PM STRANGE Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:37 PM WHAT IS? batuhan 12/5/06 5:37 PM SOME ENGL?SH SPEAK 12/5/06 5:37 PM OK 12/5/06 5:37 PM 12/5/06 5:37 PM I AM 12/5/06 5:37 PM OK Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:38 PM GOOD. I AM OK TOO. batuhan 12/5/06 5:38 PM 12/5/06 5:38 PM OK Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:39 PM THIS IS FUN. 12/5/06 5:39 PM 12/5/06 5:39 PM WHY WE WINK? batuhan 12/5/06 5:39 PM Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:39 PM batuhan 12/5/06 5:39 PM to come papa 12/5/06 5:39 PM PAPA TURK??H 12/5/06 5:40 PM PAPA ?S MÜSL?MAN 12/5/06 5:40 PM 12/5/06 5:40 PM ..M?GHT AS WELL Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:40 PM I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG PAPA. batuhan 12/5/06 5:41 PM 12/5/06 5:41 PM FUTBALL TEAM 12/5/06 5:41 PM ? 12/5/06 5:41 PM YOU? Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:41 PM Yeah, I'm an all-star batuhan 12/5/06 5:41 PM NO 12/5/06 5:41 PM TEAM Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:41 PM Like.. The Cowboys? batuhan 12/5/06 5:42 PM YA Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:42 PM THE COWBOYS then. batuhan 12/5/06 5:42 PM GALATASARAY Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:42 PM WHAT THE HELL? batuhan 12/5/06 5:42 PM TO RECOGN?ZE 12/5/06 5:42 PM GALATASARAY TURKISH 12/5/06 5:42 PM FUTBAL?L TEAM 12/5/06 5:43 PM how old are you?? Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:44 PM 22 12/5/06 5:44 PM HOW OLD ARE YOU? batuhan 12/5/06 5:44 PM 21 Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:44 PM IT'S LIKE WE'RE BROTHERS. batuhan 12/5/06 5:44 PM students 12/5/06 5:44 PM ? Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:45 PM No. 12/5/06 5:45 PM I like how you actually speak perfect English, but only when you're not typing in caps. batuhan 12/5/06 5:45 PM tamam 12/5/06 5:45 PM yar?n gorusuruz Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:46 PM and apparently perfect Swahili, too 12/5/06 5:46 PM you crazy nut. batuhan 12/5/06 5:46 PM 12/5/06 5:46 PM thanks Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:47 PM you're welcome. So, how's Turkey? batuhan 12/5/06 5:48 PM turkey good 12/5/06 5:48 PM 12/5/06 5:48 PM bad speak 12/5/06 5:48 PM 12/5/06 5:48 PM thanks thanks Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:48 PM you'll be here all week. Try the veal. 12/5/06 5:49 PM You're a comedian. batuhan 12/5/06 5:49 PM yes 12/5/06 5:49 PM 12/5/06 5:49 PM to make fun of you??? Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:49 PM are you like Jerry Seinfeld? batuhan 12/5/06 5:49 PM 12/5/06 5:51 PM hey man Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:51 PM ? batuhan 12/5/06 5:52 PM ? 12/5/06 5:52 PM 12/5/06 5:52 PM turkey turkey 12/5/06 5:52 PM macaristannnnnnn Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:53 PM Boy, I can't wait to post this. batuhan 12/5/06 5:55 PM fuck off 12/5/06 5:55 PM fuck 12/5/06 5:56 PM you? 12/5/06 5:56 PM Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:56 PM Yes, very good. Now you sound like an American. batuhan 12/5/06 5:56 PM ya ya 12/5/06 5:56 PM fuck you 12/5/06 5:56 PM cam 12/5/06 5:56 PM you mail adress 12/5/06 5:57 PM web cam Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:57 PM what are you talking about? batuhan 12/5/06 5:58 PM ya 12/5/06 5:58 PM 05366661270 12/5/06 5:58 PM ok Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:58 PM is that your phone number? 12/5/06 5:58 PM you want me to call you? batuhan 12/5/06 5:59 PM 05366661270 12/5/06 5:59 PM ok 12/5/06 5:59 PM my phone number Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:59 PM OK 12/5/06 5:59 PM call it 12/5/06 5:59 PM it's ringing batuhan 12/5/06 5:59 PM you phone number Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 5:59 PM a woman picked up 12/5/06 6:00 PM she said, "Klau khalash" batuhan 12/5/06 6:00 PM IAM MESAJ Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 6:00 PM I asked her why Turkey doesn't just go feed Hungary? batuhan 12/5/06 6:00 PM NO UNDERSTAND Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 6:00 PM She said, "YOU BUY IT, YOU BUY IT." 12/5/06 6:00 PM Is this your mother? batuhan 12/5/06 6:00 PM 12/5/06 6:00 PM YA YOU MOTHER V?RG?N 12/5/06 6:01 PM Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 6:01 PM Yes, that's correct. I am the baby Jesus. batuhan 12/5/06 6:04 PM FUCK YOU 12/5/06 6:05 PM YES ?SA YES MUHAMMET 12/5/06 6:05 PM MUHAMMED Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 6:07 PM What? 12/5/06 6:07 PM This is Muhammed? 12/5/06 6:07 PM There's SO much I want to ask you! 12/5/06 6:11 PM All right well listen Babaghanoush, I gotta go. 12/5/06 6:11 PM It's been fun. I'll always treasure our time together. batuhan 12/5/06 6:11 PM NEAYAK Craig Leinoff 12/5/06 6:13 PM Yes. 12/5/06 6:13 PM Bye. batuhan 12/5/06 6:13 PM NABER NASILSIN 12/5/06 6:13 PM YABEN ?Y?Y?M

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