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Contest! Win a Jewcy Shirt

By Boris Jackson / August 20, 2007

Hello. This is Maria, wife of Boris. Boris sick. Shingles. He give me contest for you. New challenge is… Come up with the .. Best Ending to This Sentence: “I would like to pickle……”

(If you cannot think of an ending to that sentence, it is also acceptable to provide a beginning to this sentence: “…….and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound.” Please enter your responses in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Deadline: Friday, 5:00 PM. Prize: Jewcy shirt of your choice. (Only registered Jewcy members are eligible for the prize.) Boris said I pick winner for last week contest. I like Adam Shprintzen. This summer, David Schwimmer is… The Collapsing Cantor You may want to have your hazzan spayed or neutered. Congratulations.

Say prayer for Boris.

-Maria

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  • Daniel Sieradski
    By mobius 8/27/07 at 1:18 a.m. UTC

    i would like to pickle foreskins shorn from our children's gerkins

  • By sweetpea 8/24/07 at 3:48 p.m. UTC

    Cucumbers – why mess with perfection?

  • By Tzveee 8/24/07 at 3:01 p.m. UTC

    Iran, Iraq, Gaza, the West Bank, Western Afghanistan, Waziristan, and Darfur. While they're in brine, perhaps cooler heads can take stock and find a way to wage peace and understanding for a change.

  • By JewcyJuice 8/23/07 at 9:49 p.m. UTC

    I would like to pickle Abe Foxman's immoral tongue since it has gotten him in such a pickle. If anyone ever truly heard its use in full scope, he/she would have undoubtedly panicked and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound.

  • By imamother .com 8/23/07 at 9:29 p.m. UTC

    i would like to pickle your nose!

  • By mistablitz 8/23/07 at 2:41 p.m. UTC

    indifference. Then package, and sell it with an over-the-top awareness campaign… "Indifference. Are you doing your part?" That way, no one between the ages of 13 and 30 would want anything to do with indifference.

  • Mason Lerner
    By Mason Lerner 8/21/07 at 6:29 p.m. UTC

    I would like to pickle dogs. All dogs. I like pickled dogs.

  • By Jennifer Predigerowitz 8/20/07 at 2:37 p.m. UTC

    "I would like to pickle your herring."  

    Thank you.

    And get well soon Boris.  Your wife nice.  She feed you pickle soup.

  • By mrs boris jackson 8/20/07 at 2:09 p.m. UTC

    “Author Alan Dershowitz delivered an enlightening, if sobering, lecture on the Arab-Israeli conflict. . .and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound!”

  • By anonymous 8/20/07 at 1:54 p.m. UTC

    I would like to pickle around for a few minutes prior to pickling your tickle, as jumping into the pickily-tickily with no prior pickling isn’t good for my pickle–or your shma-gickle for that matter.

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