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Hello folks, Here’s my new challenge: Come up with the… Best Title for a Movie About a Cantor Named Solomon Jonesenstein Who Faints During a Particularly Enthusiastic Rendition of Adon Olam, Only to Wake Up Convinced That He’s The New … Read More

By / August 13, 2007

Hello folks, Here’s my new challenge: Come up with the… Best Title for a Movie About a Cantor Named Solomon Jonesenstein Who Faints During a Particularly Enthusiastic Rendition of Adon Olam, Only to Wake Up Convinced That He’s The New Host of The Price Is Right. (You may also include the movie's subtitle if you’d like.) The winner of last week’s contest is Mobius with “You turn me on like a Shabbos goy.”  It’s direct and simple, like a good pick-up line should be. We had some great anonymous entries to last week’s contest, but to get the shirt of your choice, you gotta register. Thanks to Karazi/SimpleLiquid for the very thoughtful submission. Sorry, I can’t write more. Another nutty week out here. Squirrelisha closed David’s hand in the George Foreman Grill, and I think I might have shingles. -BJ

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  • Adam Shprintzen

    This summer, David Schwimmer is…

    The Collapsing Cantor
    You may want to have your hazzan spayed or neutered…
  • Jennifer Predigerowitz

    Come on down, you're the next Solomon Jonesenstein on The Price is Right!

  • Anonymous

    The Jonesenstein Massacre
    –Think you know your cantor? Come on down!

  • GoyVey

    In the Time of Sleep and Awakening Behind the Big Door

  • Mason Lerner

    You will believe that a man can sing Adon Olam to the tune of "Boom, boom, boom (lets go back to my room)."

  • ojoxsofeta

    The Plinko Aliyah

    Tagline:

    Behind showcase number one: the five books of Moses!

    or

    This is Rav Barkerstein reminding you to help control the gentile population, get your goys spayed and neutered.

  • Tzveee

    Ich Chalosh Trebek

    First you shluff, then you hondle.