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I once heard that if you're male and you break off pieces of your pealed banana rather than just bite into the sucker whole, you're insecure about your sexuality. (No word on gay guys who break instead of bite.) Anyway, … Read More

By / June 8, 2007

I once heard that if you're male and you break off pieces of your pealed banana rather than just bite into the sucker whole, you're insecure about your sexuality. (No word on gay guys who break instead of bite.)

Anyway, if you eat dog cock in China, your arteries are as clean as Fifth Avenue on a four-day weekend:

The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

"Big dog," I reply.

"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis…"

We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin…"

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.

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