In light of the Paris/Britney crotch-flashing fest that has all the Us Weeklys asking "Are they on DRUGS?!" (because we all have doubts about that) I'd like to call attention to this unforgettable Britney video. My colleague, Jewcy's web developer Craig Leinoff, recalled seeing it on The Superficial back in August as we were discussing Fergie's pantswetting of '05. I figured Brit was fucked up, but this is kind of amazing.
But I must say I feel so bad for Britney's kids. Who the hell is raising them?! At this rate they'll probably be in rehab for crystal meth by age 9.