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Boris Jackson’s Challenge: Best Pick-Up Line…

Hey folks, BJ here. Thanks so much to all of you for participating in my challenge. Before I forget, this week's challenge is to come up with the …. Best Pick-up Line That Uses the Words "Shabbos Goy." Please remember … Read More

By / August 6, 2007

Hey folks, BJ here. Thanks so much to all of you for participating in my challenge. Before I forget, this week's challenge is to come up with the ….

Best Pick-up Line That Uses the Words "Shabbos Goy." Please remember to register so that you can win the Jewcy shirt of your choice. And please also remember that the deadline is Friday at 5:00 PM. Now, onto the winners of last week’s contest. As it happens, old Boris wasn’t feeling so hot last week. Every night I’d go to sleep feeling fine as can be, and every morning I’d wake up in a pool of my own phlegm and vomit. The only thing that kept me going – other than Maria’s foot massages — was checking the entries to my challenge. Who knew there could be so many great haikus about Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz? I sure didn’t! I had so much trouble choosing a winner that I had to ask Maria for her opinion. Maria doesn’t speak much English, but we both liked Dan Freeman’s “The Case for Israel”:

The Case for Israel Given Four Copies as Gifts Still I'm Self-Hating Congratulations, Dan. That’s a heckva haiku right there, and you’re the first-place winner. My runner-up is Mstakelt’s “Simple”:

Dersh was unhappy. Blamed goyim and the Arabs Cheaper than a shrink.

Special thanks to mobius for another solid effort. Keep 'em coming.

-BJ

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