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AidelMaidel Says Bye To 2006 With Some Help From A Man In A Bird Costume

I'm pretty anti-New Years Resolutions. I think, for the most part, they are bogus and serve to demean and insult those who make them into thinking that superficial self-improvement is the key to happiness. And perhaps, mostly because of what I've chosen to do in my career, complacency (and sitting on my ass till next year to enact change) is not a luxury I have. My mind is always racing forward and as I'm keen on the whole mind-body synthesis, usually my physical self isn't too far behind.

Ok, so the above is a disclaimer. Note that I used the qualifier pretty before "anti-New Years" to demonstrate that occassionally I can be swayed to think otherwise. Besides, I just read one resolution that literally made me LOL. And I get that the context in AidelMaidel's post might be not quite as literal as how the text reads, but as far as resolutions go, it's quite funny. Topping her list of 2007 New Years Resolutions:

1) I will do my best to get over Big Bird and try to move on to dating someone else.

As a general rule, any time a big yellow gay bird is incorporated into a heterosexual context, there is humor to be found. Especially when "Big Bird" is code for an ex.

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