This holiday season, Jews everywhere can experience the taste of a Christmas ham--without actually eating one. Yup, the crazies at Jones Soda are at it again, and this time they've created a Christmas Pack and a Chanukah Pack. Christmas flavors include Christmas ham, Christmas tree, egg nog, and sugar plum, and the sodas come with one "very cool stocking stuffer." The Chanukah Pack includes latke, apple sauce, chocolate coins, and jelly doughnut and comes with a dreidel. Both are certified kosher, caffeine free, and can be ordered on their Web site.

These are the same people who came up with dirt, sports cream, and perspiration sodas as a tribute to the Seattle Seahawks. They pride themselves on the accuracy of their flavors.