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Our Dumb Decade

Izzy Grinspan
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The 150th anniversary issue of The Atlantic is strong all around, but my favorite part so far is the title Walter Kirn gives our hitherto-unnamable decade: The Roaring Zeroes. It’s good, no? Try it out:

  • “Long before she became poet laureate, Lohan was known as one of the biggest trainwrecks of the Roaring Zeroes.”

  • “It’s hard to believe now, but in the Roaring Zeroes people in Los Angeles liked to wear fur-lined boots, even in the summer.”

  • “Back in the Roaring Zeroes, breast implants weren’t available at the local drugstore. It was truly a simpler time.”

 

Kirn's essay, about multi-tasking, is available online to subscribers only, but it's worth buying the whole issue.



Izzy Grinspan

Izzy Grinspan is Jewcy's ex-managing editor. Her work has been published in Salon, The Believer, and The Village Voice.


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JewcyCraig

JewcyCraig


I got my breast implants at the local drugstore.

Pretending to trip and then falling into a woman so her breasts "implant" themselves in your hands counts as "getting breast implants", right?





Kiku


Actually, I've been hearing a lot of 'The Naughty Aughts'.

Of course, I live in the middle of nowhere, but I like it better.

Naughty aught-one, naughty aught-two, naughty aught-three . . .





Anonymous


The late years of the roaring zeroes were the tipping point in the history of the american empire, starting with the election of America's greatest wartime president and fourth in the Bush/Clinton dynasty, Hilary Clinton. See papers of former Presidents J.Bush and C.Clinton