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A Little Sukkot Round Up

It's almost Sukkot, gang. Are you so excited? Personally, despite living in an apartment building with a balcony I share with my neighbor that would be impossible to build a Sukkah on, I'm a fan. It's a lovely reminder of the fragility of our lives, at the mercy of elements, and, probably my favorite theme is the reminder that our "homes" aren't in the buildings we construct, or in the things we buy, but in ourselves and the people we surround ourselves with. (Among other things. I mean, hello, I could sit and write explaining the particulars of Sukkot for days, but that's not what we're here to dig up in this post. Although, this is a nice explanation of some particulars here.)

Anyway. SukkahSoul is, apparently, all the rage this year. I have to admit, that's pretty nice-looking Sukkah. (Maybe not quite as awesome as last year's Sukkot Shake, or the Grease-inspired Sukkah Building, but eh. We do what we can.) Last year, Sukkahless, I grabbed some friends, and we slapped together tiny Sukkot with kosher graham crackers, lemon icing with etrog liquer, and rosemary branches for the roof. Sure, half the fun was probably the number of "etrogitos" we put away while indulging my inner-children, but hey. Whatever. There are ton of resources for building your own sukkah, but I like this one, only for the mention at the end of Jewcy jack-o-lanterns, which I am a big fan of.

There are all sorts of sukkah-building kits like this, of course, or like this, too.

Pimp My Sukkah: Any way you trick your sukkah out, it's all good.Pimp My Sukkah: Any way you trick your sukkah out, it's all good.

Here sister is doin' it herself, and here is an interesting piece from Project Chana about using empty ushpizin chairs in support of domestic violence victims, and on that sort of note about helping women out, there is, apparently, a proposed boycott this year of a particular Sukkah-dealer's goods, as he is not forking over a get for his wife, though they did obtain a civil divorce almost a decade ago, so groups are calling for a boycott of his sukkot for his recalcitrance. And, speaking of boycotts, the Jerusalem Post is reporting today about a potential educators' strike after Sukkot.

Of course, there are a variety of things to do with your etrog post-Sukkot, ranging from the green-thumbed, to the recycled mitzvot to the delicious. As a side note, I have never seen an etrog this big in my life. Look at it! (Sorry about the lame music.)

Does anyone have any perhaps unusual or outside-the-box Sukkot traditions they want to share with the rest of the class? Hmm?



Amy Guth is the author of Three Fallen Women, which she is perpetually schlepping around to pimp out. Between travels, she's hard at work on her next novels and is the woman with the pink-stripey hair usually starting up the horah at


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Pimped my RamBam with Rules of the Sukkah

Hi Amy Discovered your column recently; read it regularly along with postings by Tamar Fox, who I know from the Egalitarian Minyan in Chicago. Anyway, some years ago I "pimped my RMBM" to borrow from the caption, as follows. Thought you would enjoy it, if you haven't seen it. The annotated version can be found at http://artgould.com/articles/RulesoftheSukkah.html. Enjoy!!

Rules of the Sukkah

You can build it very small /You can build it very tall

 
You can build it very large/You can build it on a barge

You can build it on a ship/Or on a roof but please don’t slip

You can build it in an alley/You can build it in a valley

You can build it on a wagon/You can build it on a dragon

You can make the scakh of wood/Would you, could you, yes you should

Make the scakh from leaves of tree/You shouldn’t bend it at its knee

Build your Sukkah tall or short/Build no Sukkah in the Temple Court

You can build it somewhat soon/You cannot build it in the month of June

If your Sukkah is well made/You’ll have the right amount of shade

You can build it very wide/You can not build it on its side

Build it if your name is Jim/Or Bob or Sam or even Tim

Build it if your name is Sue/Do you build it, yes you do!

From the Sukkah you can roam/But you should treat it as your home

You can invite some special guests/Don’t stay in it if there are pests

You can sleep upon some rugs/Don’t you build it where there’s bugs

In theSukkah you should sit/And eat and drink but never …..

If in the Sukkah it should rain/To stay there would be such a pain

And if it should be very cold/Stay there only if you’re bold

So build a Sukkah one and all/Make it large or make it small

Sukkah rules are short and snappy/Enjoy Sukkot, rejoice be happy!





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