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    Rabbi Robert Levine
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    Danit Brown
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    Joshua Henkin
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    Craig Glazer
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    Max Gross
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The Boris Jackson Challenge -- Win a Jewcy Shirt
by Boris Jackson, August 27, 2007
4 comments

Howdy,

I’m back. I thought we could try a meta-contest this time.

Your challenge is to come up with the …

Best Boris Jackson Challenge

(The winning response will be the official challenge for the following week. You can see previous challenges here, here, and here.)

Thanks to all of you who entered last week’s contest – especially those of you who registered.  The big prize goes to JewcyJuice, who somehow found a way to tackle both of last week’s challenge options at once:

2 in 1

I would like to pickle Abe Foxman's immoral tongue since it has gotten him in such a pickle. If anyone ever truly heard its use in full scope, he/she would have undoubtedly panicked and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound.

I also want to thank you for all of your prayers.  They worked. My feet are still swollen, and I’m covered in scabs, but I feel terrific. Special thanks to Maria for filling in for me last week. She’s a fine woman, and I’m a lucky man to have her on my team.

BJ
--Please remember that the deadline is Friday at 5:00 PM and that only registered Jewcy members are eligible to win the Jewcy shirt.



Boris Jackson lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan with his wife, Maria, and his four children: Julio, Jorge, Squirrelisha, and David. When not thinking of creative challenges, he enjoys bass fishing and playing with the family’s dog, Ralph.


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Jennifer Predig...

08/28/07 5:01 pm
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Friends: 0

Challenge Challenge

OK, here's the challenge.

If you really were a rich man, would you actually yiedel, diedel, daydel, diedel, diedel dum and biddy biddy bum?

Probably not, right?

So what would you really sing or do if you were a wealthy man?



JewcyCraig

08/29/07 12:17 pm
Comments: 450
Friends: 58

Amazing

I say we have a winner.



necroemoticon

08/30/07 7:10 pm
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<---- Challenged

Best name for Boris' beard style. My suggestion:

"The Tsiggee"



Jennifer Predig...

09/04/07 9:28 pm
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Oh, what a fun contest!

Who ever did think of it?

Oh yes!  It was me!  The idea I tied with - the naming of Boris's beard is also a solid idea.

So let me start with the beard.  I would call it Roger.

Now, what I would do if I were rich?  Certainly not bid a bid bum.  Things would be more like this:  I'd yell from the front of my yacht every morning, "I'm rich, I'm rich."  After getting the day started off right, I'd eat a plate of truffles.  Then I would have one of those phone booths with the vacuum things in it and lots of $100 bills.  The bills would fly around in the booth and I would catch them in my expensive silk money catching net and yell, "I'm still rich.  I'm still rich."  Then I'd have myself rubbed in gold infused oils and take a nap on a bed made of the hair of beautiful children.  After my nap, I would do a little day trading on-line.  And then play tennis against the Williams' sisters.  They would always loose, as I would pay them to do so.   A simple dinner would follow - just a half dozen cornish hens served inside of turkeys. 

 That's just me.  What would you do, Roger?