I would like to pickle around for a few minutes prior to pickling your tickle, as jumping into the pickily-tickily with no prior pickling isn't good for my pickle--or your shma-gickle for that matter.

"Author Alan Dershowitz delivered an enlightening, if sobering, lecture on the Arab-Israeli conflict. . .and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound!”

"I would like to pickle your herring."  

Thank you.

And get well soon Boris.  Your wife nice.  She feed you pickle soup.

a plotzing peck of pisher putzes. But how many putzes can Pearlie Plotkin pick?

I would like to pickle dogs. All dogs. I like pickled dogs.

indifference. Then package, and sell it with an over-the-top awareness campaign... "Indifference. Are you doing your part?" That way, no one between the ages of 13 and 30 would want anything to do with indifference.

i would like to pickle your nose!

I would like to pickle Abe Foxman's immoral tongue since it has gotten him in such a pickle. If anyone ever truly heard its use in full scope, he/she would have undoubtedly panicked and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound.

Iran, Iraq, Gaza, the West Bank, Western Afghanistan, Waziristan, and Darfur. While they're in brine, perhaps cooler heads can take stock and find a way to wage peace and understanding for a change.

Cucumbers - why mess with perfection?

i would like to pickle foreskins shorn from our children's gerkins