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 by Boris Jackson, August 13, 2007 |
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Hello folks,
Here’s my new challenge:
Come up with the…
Best Title for a Movie About a Cantor Named Solomon Jonesenstein Who Faints During a Particularly Enthusiastic Rendition of Adon Olam, Only to Wake Up Convinced That He’s The New Host of The Price Is Right. (You may also include the movie's subtitle if you’d like.)
The winner of last week’s contest is Mobius with “You turn me on like a Shabbos goy.” It’s direct and simple, like a good pick-up line should be.
We had some great anonymous entries to last week’s contest, but to get the shirt of your choice, you gotta register.
Thanks to Karazi/SimpleLiquid for the very thoughtful submission.
Sorry, I can’t write more. Another nutty week out here. Squirrelisha closed David’s hand in the George Foreman Grill, and I think I might have shingles.
-BJ
Here’s my new challenge:
Come up with the…
Best Title for a Movie About a Cantor Named Solomon Jonesenstein Who Faints During a Particularly Enthusiastic Rendition of Adon Olam, Only to Wake Up Convinced That He’s The New Host of The Price Is Right. (You may also include the movie's subtitle if you’d like.)
The winner of last week’s contest is Mobius with “You turn me on like a Shabbos goy.” It’s direct and simple, like a good pick-up line should be.
We had some great anonymous entries to last week’s contest, but to get the shirt of your choice, you gotta register.
Thanks to Karazi/SimpleLiquid for the very thoughtful submission.
Sorry, I can’t write more. Another nutty week out here. Squirrelisha closed David’s hand in the George Foreman Grill, and I think I might have shingles.
-BJ
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Boris Jackson lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan with his wife, Maria, and his four children: Julio, Jorge, Squirrelisha, and David. When not thinking of creative challenges, he enjoys bass fishing and playing with the family’s dog, Ralph. More... |
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