From the Daily Mail: The UK has its first lesbian bigamist.

Maybe Jerry Falwell wasn't wrong -- gay marriage opens the door for plural marriage and then we're down a slippery slope to marrying our pets and ergonomic chairs. Or whatever it was he said before finally dying.

From the (apparently bisexual) bigamist's jilted husband, who took her back:

"If she'd been unfaithful with a man, that would have been it, but because it was with a woman, it didn't feel like proper adultery."

The bigamist herself blames post-natal depression. Or else she's simply bad at math.