Ever read "The Whore of Mensa"?  He could direct eight more Hollywood Endings and still be worthwhile for that short story. Woody Allen's got a new collection of prose out, and Scott Eyman says it's great:

In an ideal world, it might be interesting to see what Mr. Allen could do with a slightly more current view of Jewish intellectuals, or even a less fanciful framework. Let’s face it, the names, not to mention the ideas, of Paul Wolfowitz and Gertrude Himmelfarb are ripe for satire.