We all agree that the sexualization of children is evil (yes, we do), but never fear: I'm not gonna go all Daily News on you ("Those lips! Those eyes! That pretty little nose!").Shiloh, heal us!

It's just that nothing perks me up after watching David Duke spew seven different kinds of crazy than a glimpse of the ivory-pure-innocent-miracle-of-genetics that is Shiloh Nouvel. You may know her as the New Messiah. She's one thing I bet Duke and I agree on. He loves her because she isthe whitest baby ever; I dig her because she is just soooooooooo cute!

And viola! Terrifying racist tension diffused. What say we drop thousands of Shiloh's baby pictures over Iran?