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This week:
and My Jesus YearDumbfounded
Welcome Authors
Benyamin Cohen
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Matthew Rothschild
who are posting all week.
Coming up:
  • 12/08:
    Darin Strauss
  • 12/08:
    Seth Greenland
  • 12/15:
    Rabbi David Wolpe
  • 12/15:
    Janna Gur
  • 02/09:
    Tania Grossinger

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Natalie Portman Acting Up?

Lisa Timmons

Natalie Portman: Bad girl?Natalie Portman: Bad girl?In a story one would expect to be about a Lindsay Lohan or a Paris Hilton, The Mirror reports that Natalie Portman (wha?) was recently caught being difficult across the Atlantic. From 3AM:

Filming The Other Boleyn Girl with Scarlett Johansson, Nat, 25, asked the hotel to shut the bar at 10pm, then disturbed other guests with 5am yoga sessions. She persuaded staff to prepare a lavish party for her, Scarlett and crew but couldn't attend at the last minute. One of the staff told us: "We were relieved when she left."

Say it ain't so, Natalie. Well, if it is true, I will say this--Natalie's been pretty damn well-behaved for quite some time, so I guess a "bad girl phase" isn't too terrible--as long as it's a phase. Just don't get all JLO on us, girl.

STORMY PORT IS ON THE DARK SIDE [3AM | The Mirror]


Lisa Timmons

Lisa Timmons graduated from the University of Georgia with a major in journalism, so yes, she vaguely knows what she's doing.  A little over four years ago, she moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in comedy writing.  She spent a little over two years


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Perhaps the self-parodying "bad girl" rap video she did for Saturday Night Live gave her ideas.





Max Bell

Max Bell


Or does anyone else find it disturbing that she looks like she's trying to win a Tim Curry look-alike contest by doing her makeup the same way as Dr. Frankfurter in Rocky?

Yep. ENTIRELY too well-behaved. Just the sort of girl I want to see cast opposite Rocko Siffridi in a remake of Caligula.





Izzy Grinspan

Izzy Grinspan


What does "disturbed other guests with 5am yoga sessions" mean?  She was grunting loudly in downward-facing dog?  Isn't yoga the LEAST disturbing sport a person could possibly practice at 5 AM?