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Jewcy Gets Results: Israel-Diaspora Relations Edition

 

Don't shun Diaspora Boy: He needs your kindnessDon't shun Diaspora Boy: He needs your kindness Less than a month ago, Eli Valley's instant classic "Israel Man and Diaspora Boy" made nonsense of "Negation of the Diaspora" philosophy. Somebody in the Israeli government must be reading, because lo and behold:

A new government strategy to redefine ties with the Diaspora to be "less patronizing and more humble" will be unveiled on June 22...

While "aliya is an important Zionist goal that remains important in our value system," [cabinet member Ovad] Yehezkel said, "we have to move away from a dynamic based on money and aliya. We have to add more values, to establish cooperation. Israel has to take responsibility for Diaspora issues as well, such as Jewish identity, education and continuity."...

Israel stood at "a complex crossroads," Yehezkel said. If it failed to "completely redefine" its relationship with the Diaspora, "we will find ourselves, God forbid, dividing again into Judah and Israel. There will be a Jew of Israel and a Jew of the Diaspora, and they will be more different than they are alike."

The new relationship, Yehezkel said, must have "a whole different purpose. We have to change the language we use when speaking to the Diaspora and even the tools with which we communicate."

QED.



 

Proud Self-Loather


Also...

Yes, that's definitely what happened.  Just like in 2006 when I said to a friend, "It is totally time for a black presidential candidate from one of the major U.S. political parties."  My friend said, "It will never happen."  But I said, "YES, YES IT WILL!" really loudly.  Obviously, the Democratic Party was listening, because lo and behold...Barak Obama.

 I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but...Barak Obama? That was all me.

So kudos to Mr. Valley on changing the world.  I can already feel .05% less condescension from my tan, muscular Israeli relatives.





Anonymous


Danny is such a joker!

Sorry to burst your bubble but no one in the Israeli government would waste their time reading a faux Jewish website.   The Diaspora -Israel relationship has been an issue in Israel for a long time.  

"Jewcy" is so behind the times when it comes to what's actually happening in Israel.

 





JewcyCraig


Congratulations

Congratulations. You've seen through the thick, choking mist of Koffler's hyperbole.





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