buddy:
715 million people watched the last world cup final.
100 million people watched the last super bowl - maybe.
and taking a penalty kick is a little harder than a layup drill - for example, you don't have the center standing over you as you go up, trying to block it.
you know, comparing this with the tzofim, i don't really see that much difference in terms of music or theme.
the tzofim had girls, and jailbait israeli girls at that.
but besides that, not that much difference.
The... .Mohels?
I suppose it would make for an interesting rally theme. Instead of the "ba-ba-ba" and tomahawk chop of so many teams, we could have the scissors motion coming from the bleachers.
And closers who could snip the opposition in the 8th inning.
The Plinko Aliyah
Tagline:
Behind showcase number one: the five books of Moses!
or
This is Rav Barkerstein reminding you to help control the gentile population, get your goys spayed and neutered.