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Jewcy Book Club

This week:
and My Jesus YearDumbfounded
Welcome Authors
Benyamin Cohen
&
Matthew Rothschild
who are posting all week.
Coming up:
  • 12/08:
    Seth Greenland

All Comments by ojoxsofeta

watermelon is the way to go.  combine that with some pasta and with a little powerade throughout the day before and a nap the day of, and you've got a fairly easy fast, even with walking a few miles.
09/23/07 3:56 am

buddy:

 715 million people watched the last world cup final.

100 million people watched the last super bowl - maybe. 

and taking a penalty kick is a little harder than a layup drill - for example, you don't have the center standing over you as you go up, trying to block it. 

so are we getting a winner for this?  i wants me a shirt.

you know, comparing this with the tzofim, i don't really see that much difference in terms of music or theme. 

 the tzofim had girls, and jailbait israeli girls at that.  

 but besides that, not that much difference.

The... .Mohels? 

 I suppose it would make for an interesting rally theme.  Instead of the "ba-ba-ba" and tomahawk chop of so many teams, we could have the scissors motion coming from the bleachers.

 And closers who could snip the opposition in the 8th inning.

have i been out of ithaca that long?  two years ago last call in tompkins county (read: I-town and Gorges) was 1 am, and they threw you out at 1:30 am.  have more idiot kids been falling down the gorges again?

The Plinko Aliyah

Tagline:

Behind showcase number one: the five books of Moses!

or

This is Rav Barkerstein reminding you to help control the gentile population, get your goys spayed and neutered.