Race:

1.A group of persons related by common descent or heredity

2. a population so related

3.a group of tribes or people forming an ethnic stock

4. any people united by common history, language, cultural traits.

And by the way geneticly, Jews as a race are the only people who carry Tasacks and the Cohan Gene 

My power(s) are that:

a. I am a Jew

b. I am immune by virtue of my power from watching mindless television in the vein of "Heros"

c. I can insult almost anyone without meaning to or otherwise...refer to my latest dating blog 

Dear Amy,

Wow, this is the best thing you have written in my opinion thus far. The first thing to do is stay whole, if you are not whole you have nothing to offer anyone in this world. Spaniard (is feels silly referring to a human that way) sounds very wise and compassionate, and rather than worry how he will percieve you, or whether yuo are official or not, maybe take solacen in knowing you have a great friend in him. 

    I recently had to remind myself that mirrors can be funhouse mirrors. If the image sent back is incongruous with your own knowing of self, try facing the disconnect and learning from it, it sounds like Spaniard gave you a gentle shove in that direction.

    Refocusing the lens through which others see you and in which you see yourself to reflect the core of your true self will be your ultimate strength.

This piece really moved me and will be able to contribute to my own healing; I am sure others will feel that as well.

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