Mon, Oct 13, 2008

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Jewcy Book Club

Welcome Authors
Brian Frazer
&
Mike Edison
who are posting all week.
Coming up:
  • 10/13:
    Rabbi Levi Brackman and Sam Jaffe
  • 10/20:
    Jonathan Garfinkel
  • 10/20:
    Rabbi Robert Levine
  • 10/27:
    Danit Brown
  • 10/27:
    Joshua Henkin
  • 11/03:
    Craig Glazer
  • 11/10:
    Max Gross
  • 11/17:
    Seth Greenland

Super-Cute Jewish Boy Needs Valentine’s Date

 
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Alex is a 23-year-old videographer living in New York City. He has never been on a Valentine’s Day date despite being totally adorable, so he’s looking for love on YouTube.

Some things about Alex: He likes Point Break, he’s Jewy enough to have made a video counting the MOTs at Heeb’s Hot 100 Party, and if you watch this film demonstrating the unflattering qualities of American Apparel spandex, you can see him in his underwear.

His MySpace page says that he’s looking for “beautiful girls with freckled faces and sugary attitudes that like to make tents in bed with our legs. and when we fall asleep their midsection where my arm rests feels exactly like the pillow i hug at night as i fall asleep,” so if that sounds like you, send him a message. And then tell us how it goes!



 

Levitt8


He can't be that Jewy

Tell me again why a Jew needs a date on St. Valentine's Day?





Anonymous


he's cute, but...

those teeth! there's something wrong with his teeth!





Anonymous


his teeth are fine

its the camera... I have seen his teeth up close and believe me they are fine.