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THE CABAL
| The Best And Worst Opinions Of The Day | |
 by Marty Beckerman, February 1, 2008
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Best:
"This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to
label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of
film. [The directors] do not practice the same craft as P.T.
Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker
Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who
turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are
not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western
civilization's decline..."
—Josh Levin on Meet the Spartans
Worst:
"How about trying self-restraint? It’s free."
—Michelle Malkin on college students who can't afford birth control
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Anonymous
Meet the
Meet the Spartans is another example of what happens when one can't differentiate between humour and retardation.
Anonymous
In fact, Meet the Spartans
In fact, Meet the Spartans is the kind of film I would expect to see if Marty Beckerman for some reason decides to direct a movie.
Marty Beckerman
OUCH
That is the cruelest thing that anyone has ever said about me.
And you're wrong. College Fuck Fest is the kind of film that I would direct.
Robert Stacy McCain
Michelle Malkin
What she said was, in fact, true. Keeping your pants on is always an option, even for college students, and as a means of contraception, keeping your pants on is quite nearly fool-proof.
And, of course, if self-restraint doesn't suit you, there's always self-abuse. Right, Marty?
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