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Arabs Hot for Israeli Porn

She May Not Be Dressed Like a Diplomat: but she sure can negotiate some rocky terrain!She May Not Be Dressed Like a Diplomat: but she sure can negotiate some rocky terrain!First, they refuse to acknowledge Israel's existence. Then, they log on to a website that's doubly forbidden: Not only is it Israeli--it's Israeli porn. Who are these seekers of sexy skin? Oh, just a few hundred thousand (at least) Arabs in countries like Syria, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Iraq, and if you ask me, they're exhibiting some kind of newfangled Madonna and the Whore complex. "I hate Israel and will beat her down...or at least, beat off to her lovely ladies!" The fact that some of these countries even go so far as to block the Israeli ".il" domain isn't slowing these sneaky porn rats down, either. Nosireebob: They're logging on in droves to a site called Ratuv, especially now that the site has been translated into Arabic, with lots of detailed descriptions and a veritable assload of free pics.

It happened like this: After installing software that identifies where users are logging on, the managers of Ratuv discovered that a large number of their visitors were in Arab countries. They decided that a lack of diplomatic relations didn't have to equal a lack of sexual relations, so despite not being able to accept money for video downloads from these countries, manager Nir Shahar set to work making the site as hospitable as possible. With the Arabic translations and extra free pics, traffic from these countries rocketed to 100,000 hits per week. The Ratuv team is currently looking into creating and registering a similar site in Europe or America, so that they can legally accept credit card payments from countries prohibited by Israeli law. They're also eyeballing the possibility of making films in which Arab and Israeli stars come together. So to speak. Talk about a forbidden fetish.

Perhaps there is something to the old adage, "make love, not war," after all. Someday soon, the ambassadors and diplomats of the world might just have names like Dick Long and Wendy Whoppers.



Helen Jupiter is a writer based in Los Angeles. She regularly contributes to Gridskipper,


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Mateo


That girl in the photo there

That girl in the photo there looks pretty "ratuv."





Anonymous


evil zionists are using

evil zionists are using porno to corrupt the minds of arab children!





Anonymous


This is fucking teffific!

Love it.  Thanks Helen!  Unrelated, but what's up with the Jewcy web site??? This can't be the new format, please no.  The other layout was so much better. 





ChevyNazi


Great Helen!

Everyone knows too that Israel has by FAR the most beautiful women in the Middle East!:-)





naftali


McDonald's and Pizza Hut

If those can open in Arab countries, look for a short war on terror but a shortage of potato chips.  The price of freedom.





Roi Ben-Yehuda


Porn Stars for Peace

I think that the future for peace is to be found in porn: Hence I am proposing an UN initiative entitled Porn Stars for Peace.

According to Freud, there is a direct causal connection between repressed sexual energy and aggressive behavior. The great Italian pornstar Cicciolina understood this when in the 1990’s she offered herself toSaddam Hussein on condition that he would abandon his rule over Iraq. More recently, the aging vixen offered up the same deal to Osama Bin Laden.

In her words: “It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it. I am ready to make a deal. He can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”

Following Cicciolina lead, I say the same deal goes for all the guys in Hamas (72 virgins got nothing on Jenna Jameson), the settlers (plough Tera Patrick not the West Bank), and the politicians in power (have you seen their wives?). Each one of these folks needs to get laid by a porn star. Only then will peace come.

 





Kiku


Pickled?

Why is this under 'Pickled', instead of the Schvitz, or even the Cabal? Seems odd.

 And I second the second Anonymous - the new format fails to load until something's been up for a while, and it's harder to find stuff. Boo.





Helen Jupiter


Pickled...

...is morphing into something bigger and better.  Just you wait and see.



ChevyNazi


I'll wait and see for

I'll wait and see for sure.:-)





Ian Aleksander Adams


Peace in the middle east?

Now that's a turn on.





Liz


Your analysis

Your "analysis" is racist.

p.s. Iranians aren't Arabs, asshole.





Ismail


"They're also eyeballing the

"They're also eyeballing the possibility of making films in which Arab and Israeli stars come together."

Great. At least it'll raise the possibility of the Arabs fucking the Israelis for a change. 





Anonymous


Naw, Just more of the same...

Arabs wanting what the Jews have.





Anonymous


Funny

This is so funny. I know through personal experience that a lot of Palestinians talk about how good the sex they paid for in Telaviv was. This is not just sex deprived indigenous Palestinians but also American Palestinians who have been around the block.

I think it also has to do with being dominated by hot Israeli soldiers at checkpoints. That just makes you want to do them.

I wonder how Israelis feel about Arab porn? I am sure there is some out there.





Anonymous


Fucking hilarious...

It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "הינה אני בא".





M


i dnt think so

Yes its really funny as u said,but the funny isn't that the palestinians speak about how happy they go when they have sex from israelian soldier but i think its funny because they always remember that u always hide back to your weapons and they don't fear it,despite that when a young boy holds a small stone,this huge soldier run away fearing to be killed or even hurted by this stone,on the other side this young palestinian hero can stand infront of the soldier even if he is sure that he 'll b shooted :)





Anonymous


Shame on a Palestinian society

Where a child is allowed to be used and degraded in this abusive and manipulative way.  A hero?  A sad example of a valueless people who'd rather burn their own homes and children than educate and build a real state.  All the piles of money the EU, US and Arab's have thrown at them have gone to waste, if you consider peace and quality of life the goal.  Disgusting that a child let to throw stones would be the symbol of valor.  With this mentality there will always be poverty, destruction and hopelessness, no state.  Stupid.





seph


I'm a straight woman and

I'm a straight woman and even I found being dominated by those beautiful Israeli soldiers extremely hot. There is something about women in uniform holding huge guns. I can't imagine how hot and conflicting it must be for a sexually frustrated young Arab male.





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