Jon Kesselman Indoctrinates Jews A La Tom Cruise

...to be a Judaientologist right now.  Thank you, Jon!

Thanks Jon, I needed a good laugh.  

Although, I suspect more than a hint of envy now that the Scientologists have replaced the Jews at the forefront of the entertainment industry. 

love it

That made my night, I just came back from class, and saw this, wondering what it was I watched the original video with Cruise, and then this one, and it totally puts everything into perspective, at least a humorous perspective at that!! Great job Jon, just makes me happier that I am Jewish and don't believe in green martians!! LOL 

-M

cynicism is amalek

Could you expound upon that please?

it's marginally funny if you assume that David Duke and his ilk will not quote from it as if it were real.

"Jews introduced people to more drugs than anyone else?" Jon is David Duke's best freund.

 I also loved this line: "How many psychiatrist have you met who aren't Jewis?" That depends in Hollywood movies most "Jewish" psychiatrists are African American. 

1) How was that a "parody of a parody?" 

2) What is a freund?

3) What Hollywood movies are you referring too with Black Psychiatrists?

4) Were you high when you posted?

You guys make me laugh, quit it. 

-M

www.marchessel.net

Questions For Anonymous 1

1) How was that a "parody of a parody?" 

2) What is a freund?

1&2 if you don't know what a parody is or what "freund" means, look it up. 

3) What Hollywood movies are you referring too with Black Psychiatrists?

Again, if you can look it up.  

4) Were you high when you posted?

Not as high as when you asked your dumb queries.  

Answer the damn questions, putz! You can't because 'freund' isn't a word, there aren't a whole lot of Hollywood movies with Black Psychiatrists in them, and the Tom Cruise scientology video was not a parody. It was an actual Scientology video, not a parody of something else. Tom Cruise takes himself deadly seriously in it.

Hey hypocritical and ignorant Putz, my brother where did you go to school? Wherever you went they didn't teach you to read did they?

Jon's video is a pardody of Tom's video and Freund is German for friends.

I'll leave it to smarter readers than you decipher why I used the German word in  my original post, Putz #2.

As for Black psychiatrists in Hollywood or  like other Black Doctors they are all over the place and if you can't seem  that's your problem.

 I am not here to educate you, Putz #2.

If were I would ask you for extra credit, Putz, why did I say "Hypocrtical Brother," above. But why should I bother with a second rate Putz.

...But Anonymous 2 is right. Anon 1, you're a dummy.

Is he dummy number 2?

Just asking. 

No worries there JewcyCraig, Anon is notorious for going around in the rooms bashing peoples characters, and defaming people's credit for his own self-satisfaction, he already did it to me starting with this post trying his countless antics to achieve some sort of self-glory or intellectual prowess. As my mother would say Anon is "msi via malpa!" Now thats an educated term for you Anon, why don't you look that one up you mindless weirdo.

-M

This discussion is quite timely as I just heard that this year the Academy Awards will be honoring African American psychiatrists in film with a Life Time Achievement award for their body of work and outstanding achievements. 

I heard Steely Dan is being honored with an award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Mediocrity. And, Marc, assuming it's the same Anon, we're looking into it.

Ya gotta admit, this is more brillianter:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

Steely Dan mediocre?

Please. 

Anonymous JewcyCraig has found another chaver.

Hey, what do you get when you put two or three  dummies together?

A jewcy convention!

"msi via malpa!"

this is just Greek, or Polish to me, but if your mother said I am sure you deserved it.