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Do I Believe in God Today?
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UPDATE: I just Googled "Reason Not to Believe in God" and this was the actual result:

 

 

Extremely strange considering that this was a joke in the last "Do I Believe in God Today?" (Geeks: did I unknowingly make this happen? Oh well, it's still hilarious.)

Anyway, today's edition:

Reason to Believe in God: After "a British Airways passenger jet ... crash landed at London's Heathrow Airport on Thursday," only "17 people suffered minor injuries" even though the "left wing and left engine of the aircraft were severely damaged, as if it had skidded across the ground. At least one of the plane's wheels had been torn off."

Reason Not to Believe in God: "A young woman found dying by her parents was plagued by allergies and may have been killed by brushing her teeth, said her family."

 

 

 

 

 



Marty Beckerman is the author of Dumbocracy


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naftali


I Hope You Have More Time

There is so much more to say on this topic. One thing we do, Jews, is have eternal discussions. We don't need anything definitive--we don't even like definitive. I'm always amused when the Jehovah's witnesses show up and open up their Bibles and read the text as if it's definitive. So what I do, not recommended behavior, is try to explain to them how to read a sentence, that this is sentence has actually been the starting point of a 3000 year old discussion. Then they check their watches because they really have someplace to be right now and they're really sorry they have to cut the conversation short, oh damn time is really moving, as they scurry down the driveway, have a blessed day they say with the Doppler Effect being once again verified.





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