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    Benyamin Cohen
  • 12/01:
    Matthew Rothschild
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    Seth Greenland

THE CABAL

Rosa Parks, Israel Needs You

Marty Beckerman

Orthodox Jews are allegedly intimidating female passengers on Israel's buses for not wearing burqas long dresses. Hashem Sends a Bolt of Lightning: Smite the Harlots, G-d!Hashem Sends a Bolt of Lightning: Smite the Harlots, G-d!On some lines in religious neighborhoods, women must sit at the back of the bus or else risk getting drenched in spit. Now secularists are demanding that the Israeli government cease indulging these fundamentalist whims.

You know, when I'm on buses in Israel, my main concern is whether I will die in a horrific explosion, but I guess I can see how chicks dressed like hos is equally disconcerting. (Look at her elbow -- she totally puts out.)



Marty Beckerman

Marty Beckerman is the author of Dumbocracy


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