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Moses Was A Black Man |
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 by Marty Beckerman, January 10, 2008 |
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When I was coming home from the Jewcy office today, a bunch of African-American guys stood in the subway station, wearing long white robes -- a bizarre visual image considering the historical association of such garments -- and carrying books with golden Stars of David on the covers.
"Do you know what this is?" asked one of the men -- who stood six-foot-something -- pointing to a Star of David.
"I think so," I said. "Are you... like... Jewish?"
"We're the real Jews. Almost all of the people who think they're Jews aren't Jews, because the Torah proves that the real Israelites were black. Do you think you're a Jew? Because if so, you've been deceived."
"I... uh... work for a Jewish website," I explained. "Actually this sounds like an amazing story. Can I interview you?"
"It would be a waste of both our time," the man said, "because whoever owns your website won't let you publish it. They don't want to get the truth to get out. They'd fire you. They have too much invested."
However, the man directed me toward his organization's website, which has Star of David imagery and games such as "Who Wants to Be a Bible Scholar?" Strangely "Jesus Christ" is praised over and over, so there you have it: not only are the real Jews black -- they're also Christians.
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Anonymous
Are you saying that blacks cannot be Jewish?
Anonymous
Is Marty Beckerman the consequence of Jewcy's affirmitive action for retards?
Marty Beckerman
First post: Of course there are black Jews -- the Ethiopian "lost tribe," for example, as well as converts such as the rapper Yitz "Y-Love" Jordan -- but it's unorthodox to suggest that all Jews are black.
Second post: No, I'm the consequence of Jewcy's affirmative action for douche bags.
Harry Palmer
It certainly looks like anonymous posters are the result of affirmative action for retards judging by the quality of those two posts.
Marty Beckerman points out how odd it is to believe that only blacks can be Jews and that all the people who think they are Jews, aren't. And in response it is implied that he is a racist and a retard, how pathetic.
JGdmn
Are these guys in the same place every day? An interview would be great, black Jews for Jesus sounds wonderful.
Good stuff here. Looking forward to your book.
JewcyCraig
I'm embarrassed for you first commenters. Anyway, as I just told Marty: back when I lived in Flushing, these guys were on the corner of Flushing and Roosevelt every Tuesday night. I had never known they were Jews-for-Jesus types until now, but it makes sense. All I knew is that they seemed to be semi-militant, very angry black guys who didn't like white people and had lots of Stars of David.
Anonymous
"not only are the real Jews black -- they're also Christians"
I haven't read their website, but based on your reporting, their story doesn't sound that crazy from a historical perspective. We don't know what Moses' skin color was.There were likley black Jews in Israel during the time of Jesus who decided Jesus was the messiah.
Dan Garwood
It's not outlandish to say that there are black Jews or there were black Judeo-Christians way back when. That doesn't change the fact that it is outlandish to claim that only blacks are true Jews.
Anonymous
Lamentations 5:10
Job 30:30
Jeremiah 14;2
Rev 1:14
Solomon 1:6
Revelation 1:15
Dueteronomy 28
Black People are the true race period.
Cushites are Ethiopians
Hamites are Africans
Shemites are Black Jews and ancient Mesopatamians of Sumer and Babylon.
Even the Creator is described as being a dark skinned superhuman being man Daniel 10.
Anonymous