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    Seth Greenland

THE CABAL
New Open Thread

Neoconservative males arrived at their political philosophies in an effort to compensate for their obscenely small penises.

True or False?



Eli Valley is finishing his first novel.


More...

Anonymous


No. Simply enormous case of

No. Simply enormous case of tribalism.





Ismail


exceeding small...

What penises?





The Professor


Well, we can be assured that the inverse idea is false.

That is, the idea that men with obscenely small penises become Neocons. The "men" above can confirm this.  Booyah!!!





LY


Eli Valley Is A Homo

Paul Wolfowitz has bigger penis than you.





Daniel Koffler


clarification please

A small penis is embarrassing, sure, but what's obscene about it?



Abe Greenwald


As a neocon I think I can

As a neocon I think I can put this whole thing to rest. I have a shockingly small penis, and I do in fact feel obligated to force the rest of the world to enjoy it.



Joey Kurtzman


I'm going to be a paleocon now

In classical Rome a small penis was considered a sign of virtue, of manly self-control. And Leo Strauss was preoccupied with classical values and classical thinkers. Coincidence? Only a fool would think so. I'm going to reevaluate my politics in light of this. I don't want my penis getting any bad PR, its shortcomings are hard enough to deal with as is.



Anonymous


your penis' worth

is up to your lover, as Kant knew. It's up to her or him to judge its value.

 

All cons avoid knowing this.





Ali Eteraz


What are you talking about?

Kant didn't have lovers.

He invented the garter belt for God's sake. 

He slept in a cellophane wrap because he was afraid of his man fluids.





Anonymous


P00p

Eli's profile photo clearly shows a man anxious for cock.