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by Eli Valley, December 12, 2007
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Neoconservative males arrived at their political philosophies in an effort to compensate for their obscenely small penises.
True or False?
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Anonymous
No. Simply enormous case of
No. Simply enormous case of tribalism.
Ismail
exceeding small...
What penises?
The Professor
Well, we can be assured that the inverse idea is false.
That is, the idea that men with obscenely small penises become Neocons. The "men" above can confirm this. Booyah!!!
LY
Eli Valley Is A Homo
Paul Wolfowitz has bigger penis than you.
Daniel Koffler
clarification please
Abe Greenwald
As a neocon I think I can
Joey Kurtzman
I'm going to be a paleocon now
Anonymous
your penis' worth
is up to your lover, as Kant knew. It's up to her or him to judge its value.
All cons avoid knowing this.
Ali Eteraz
What are you talking about?
Kant didn't have lovers.
He invented the garter belt for God's sake.
He slept in a cellophane wrap because he was afraid of his man fluids.
Anonymous
P00p
Eli's profile photo clearly shows a man anxious for cock.