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Make Your Own Chanukiah Out of Stuff You’ve Got Lying Around the House
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One of the cool things about Chanukkah is that because there are so few mitzvoth connected to the holiday, there’s lots of fun designs going on in chanukiot. You can buy some cool ones online, of course, but you can also probably make one with stuff you’ve got at home already. Here are some ideas:
The Original: timelessThe Original: timeless
Last year, some of you may remember my rockin’ Beer-nukiah, made out of beer bottles. This year I changed the design up a bit, using hard cider bottles, and a wine bottle for the shamash. It was so indie-frum, you wouldn’t believe.
New And Improved: and kosherNew And Improved: and kosher
Got some extra doughnuts from your first night’s celebration? Take eight traditional doughnuts with holes in the middle, and a muffin or sufganiya to use as the shamash. Put Shabbat candles in the holes of the doughnuts, and sink the shamash candle into the muffin (using a sufganiya might be kind of messy). Voila!

The traditional Hebrew school chanukiah involves either bottle caps glued onto a piece of wood, with glitter, stickers, and drawings done with markers, or the same deal except nuts (the kind you get at a hardware store) instead of bottle caps glued to a piece of wood. Sweet!
If You Went to Hebrew School: you probably have one of these hanging aroundIf You Went to Hebrew School: you probably have one of these hanging around


Got a bunch of cans to be recycled? Turn ‘em upside down and stick a tea light in the concave bottom. Use a 40oz or an empty tomato sauce jar for the Shamash.

Do you have an old Connect Four or Checkers set? You can make a chanukiah out of stacks of the pieces, just making a taller stack for the shamash, and melting candles so that they stick on top. You can probably do the same with Legos if you’re feeling industrious.

The traditional Chanukiah-in-a-bind is made out of potato (I recommend Idaho baking potatoes, because they’re pretty soft), with candles just pushed into the potato. Doesn’t get much simpler than that!

Another nice way to improvise your Chanukkah celebrations: gather all your spare change for a dreidl game. Whoever wins gets to choose which charity the money goes to (last night my friend Danny whupped my ass in dreidl during a particularly vicious game, and so I donated all the change—almost thirteen bucks—to his new favorite charity, the Make It Right Foundation). This is a lot more fun if you’re also drinking (i.e., working on next year’s chanukiah).





(Psst—Today is my one year anniversary with FaithHacker! If I could take all my readers out to a fancy dinner and buy you all flowers, I would. Happy anniversary!)



Tamar Fox has an MFA from Vanderbilt University in Nashville, but she still doesn't like sweet tea. Born and raised in Chicago, she's also lived in Iowa City, Dublin, Oxford, and Jerusalem. When she's not rocking out at honky tonks she teaches


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Soccer


Happy Anniversary but...

This post has no controversy, crazy politics, or sex...

 my guess:  a phat zero comments!





BT


Don't leave it unattended. Sparkling cider is good with latkes

Very cool. The lights MUST be in one sideways line! That way, they cannot be mistaken for one flame, or a torch, from a distance. When they are in a line, you can see that each light is separate. So, a spiralling, or circular, line of lights is NOT a kosher menorah (hanukkiah). Put it on a large piece of tinfoil, and no drafts - that can be dangerous. If you can weld, you can make a copy of the one in the Jewish Museum in New York that has eight (actually nine) little Statues of Liberty in a row, each holding up one candle on her torch.





BT


Indie-Frum, that's great.

Indie-Frum, that's great.





Soccer


Nice try!

Okay fine, so you got a couple of comments to this post, but Im not impresseed, cummon Tamar, spill the beans, you are really "BT" in disguise!  I wouldve expected something more creative though from you, "BT"?  whats with that?  I would have expected something more along the lines of "BJ"!





Tamar Fox


shocker

And Soccer goes back on my shit list. 



Soccer


Thats one of L7's best songs

Tamar!  What did you think I was referrring to? BJ stands for Beth Jacob, a common name for shuls, which is why I assumed you would call yourself that!  But Shitlist is a rad L7 song.  Would you rather if I pretended I was dead?





AmyGuth


Tampons & Devotion

Tamar, darling, Mazal Tov for giving us, your devoted fans, a year of insightful, intelligent and wonderful postings.

(Remind me to tell you, one of these days, about the Chanukiot I made out of tampons once. So wrong it was right.)

 





Leah


yay

Yay one year! I don't necessarily like Hannukah on it's own (happy birthday-Hannukah presents drive me up a wall - you don't have to give me two, but give my birthday its due!!!), but I really like my Hannukah bear which has a menorah out of lights on its belly. You know you're excited to see it.

 ps. I hate Soccer's comments.





Soccer


yay

Leah, thank you SO much for validating me that way!  It means so much! 





BJ


Dont Dis Soccer

I for one, LOVE Soccer's comments, I find them very insightful and they keep things interesting on Faithacker.  Dont dis soccer, I got his/her back!  Keep up the good work soccer, we love you!





Joey Kurtzman


Memo from Corporate on One-Year Anniversary

You're the bomb, Tamar and Amy, thank you and big up from Jewcy's stuffed suits!



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